Monster Mayhem - Meet Mooshoo - Moral Monitors Exposed.

Monsanto is PC. They screwed us all. No discrimination.

The Monsanto born plaque has gone global.
The Monsanto born plaque has gone global.

Dedicated to the survival of the human race.

Part five

Monsanto made misery for millions. Their mutant super seeds killed millions more after drastically mutating some members of animal populations seen around the world. Monsters walk the streets.

In America, the south has been hit the hardest. Many cities are virtual ghost towns, larger cities are up and running, if you can call it that. They do have armed soldiers and heavy artillery to combat the mutants when need arises. Cities are bursting at the seams with the victims of the resulting mayhem pouring in from every direction. FEMA camps are packed like sardines and pulling in more people, willingly and unwillingly ever day. Moral Monitors are stationed in all the big cities. They roam the smaller towns looking for people.

Watch your back Americans.

Jonathan Simon

Hello. Me Mooshoo. Who you?

Me little here.  Dr. had on box.
Me little here. Dr. had on box. | Source

Blog Post: Out of my cage. Box say 3-30-17.

Re: Dr. Dan no here – People send Dr. Dan.

By: Mooshoo

Mooshoo right about day?

Hi, me Mooshoo.

Me good gorilla. Who you? Me changing. Are you? I seen people since I remember. I not understand most of what said, the sounds. I not understand any of little scribbles. Dr. Dan start teach Mooshoo little scribbles. Mooshoo learn they letters. Learn letters play together make words. Mooshoo not very good. Dr. Dan rubbed head, gave treats.

It right there. How Mooshoo to resist?

What Dr. Dan think Mooshoo do when you leave room and me alone with salad?
What Dr. Dan think Mooshoo do when you leave room and me alone with salad?

I been eating something I’m not supposed to.

I got into Dr. Dan salads. His better than the other people. I heard him say he grew it before I figured out what that mean. Dr. Dan salad taste right. I don’t take much so he not know. He keep in the cold box. Since I started, the words started making sense. I've been trying to tell Dr. Dan, but I can’t talk like you people do. I figured out how his box works. I have been working on it all day. I think I get better at little scribbles.

Mooshoo miss people.

Is not right.  People to be feeding Mooshoo.  Give treats.  Rub head.  Come back.
Is not right. People to be feeding Mooshoo. Give treats. Rub head. Come back. | Source

Where people go?

Dr. Dan not come in today. No one came in today. No one feed Mooshoo! I got out of cage. Is not hard. I got keys and feed me. I feed others like Dr. Dan do. They no change. Angel was mean. She hissed! She smell good.

Why me? Where Dr. Dan? I miss him. Dr. Dan, if you hear me in machine, it Mooshoo! We can talk here! Hurry. Come back.

Mooshoo know little scribbles now.

I read what people say here and other places you had on box. I scared. What if monster get Dr. Dan? Take me with you. Mooshoo big gorilla now. Mooshoo strong. Mooshoo get stronger like get smarter. Mooshoo protect Dr. Dan from monsters.

People here, you know box better than Mooshoo. Please, tell Dr. Dan come back.

Becka sound nice. Pretty pictures in park where Becka under dirt. Mooshoo like music. How get more music on box? Becka put on music for Mooshoo?

Mooshoo sleepy.

For Mooshoo from Geek Sleek, the boy banger.

I do not own, nor did I create the video above. The song is "Stomp" by George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic. The video was created and uploaded to by Overgeeked.

Blog Post: Out of the Bronx, baby.

Re: Busy Building. Can't stay.

By: Geek Sleek

I was going to update, but Lenia is up my butt, again. That girl has caused me more trouble. Anyway, I never met a gorilla before. Mooshoo, my man, I don't know about Becka, but I can load up a tune for you. Since you asked for her, I'll take it you like something more old school. Here's an oldie from the hood just for you. Take care of yourself. Dr. Dan might be a while. Make some plans in case you're on your own my new found brother from another mother.

Be back at you in a short. Peace out, America.

Can we all say anthrocentrism?

Anthrocentrism is the belief that humans are the be all end all of life in the universe as opposed to animals, paraphrased. Do you think animals should be considered too?

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Blog Post: Out of Texas

Re: Moral Monitor Means Militant Sadist.

By: Jonathan Simon

The rumors are an understatement.

Joey, Champ and I are in Texas now, deep into bum f'ing Egypt, Texas. We had some trouble in Ohio with a few Moral Monitors. I'm not saying how the situation was resolved, or what happened later because I'm not that stupid, but I will tell you what brought us in contact with what I now know are card carrying demons in flesh suits. They have to be. I refuse to believe true humans could be so sadistic.

Early one morning, before the sun was up...

A few days back, Joey was still asleep and I barely had my eyes open. We were way out in the boons in a little cabin that was never even on the grid. Champ was breathing in my face, whining real soft like. He hasn't been with us long, but I had never heard him whine. I never saw him on his feet and away from Joey's side when my son slept. I knew something was up.

There's a reason dogs are man's best friend.

I woke Joey in a flash and ordered him to stay put. I left Champ with him with instructions to guard with his life. I'm telling you that dog understands. He sat down and puffed out his chest and snorted like he was offended I even said it, like guarding Joey is a given. God love that dog.


Meet the Moral Monitors.

I went outside and heard voices, real faint like they was a good ways into the forest, but still too close for comfort. I followed the sounds until I could see who it was. It was a group of 12 Moral Monitors.

They had captured a monster rat. That thing was the size of a Ram truck. The chains holding that rat-a-zoid must have come off an ocean liner. They were bigger around than I am. I'm 6'4 265 lbs.

Humans shouldn't be able to do that.

To hurt another soul is to hurt your own soul.
To hurt another soul is to hurt your own soul. | Source

I was flat on my belly in the mud.

Laying on a little rise in a cluster of underbrush, I tried to take in what I was seeing.

One of the monitors motioned with his machine gun towards the front of them. Looking in the direction he pointed, I couldn't believe what I was saw. It was surreal, like something out of a horror movie. There were three women hanging from bound wrists in a huge, old oak tree just out of the rat's reach.

The women were dead. No way anyone could be cut up like that and be alive. It was a blood bath. It was pretty obvious the monitors had their way with them before cutting them up for kicks. There were four more empty sets of shackles hanging with no women. No women, but blood and gore all over the ground underneath.

They were feeding them to the rat!

Have you ever been so disgusted you puked?

I threw up some then and there. Have you ever had to be silent and puke at the same time? I never wanted to kill anyone in my life before that day. Not really. Not like that. Fast forward...

We got the hell out of Ohio.

Hang in there America. Satan walks in many forms. God be with us all.

Your brother in Christ,

Jonathan Simon

"You're Not Alone" Sung by Meridith Andrews

I do not own, nor did I create this video. The video was uploaded to by meredithandrewsmusic.

Give this gal a listen.

Joey says his mom used to sound that way when she sung him to sleep, God rest her.


Hello, Mooshoo.

I'm at a loss for words. I have never met a gorilla.

It's nice to meet you.

Joey made me promise to speak to you about something serious. He's worried about you being on your own. So am I. It sounds to me like you may be the smartest gorilla on the planet. I don't want to upset you, but I have to tell you something.

Mooshoo, I hope I'm wrong, but Dr. Dan may not be able to come back. You may have to get out of there on your own. Start thinking about how to do that and check back in with us. Joey says don't be lonely. Champ and he will be thinking of you and praying for Dr. Dan's and your safety.

Here is some more music for you. Joey picked it out special.

Hang in there, Mooshoo. Play the song for Angel. Maybe she won't hiss this time. If you have any left, give her some of that special salad you've been eating. Just her! Do that over the next few days. See what happens and get back to me... I have an idea.

God bless,

Jonathan, Joey and Champ

Big thanks to the boy banger in the Bronx.

Geek Sleek - Thank you for reaching out to Mooshoo. Be safe and get back to us yourself. Joey and I want to hear about how it went getting the supplies. And, about Lenia, sometimes the biggest pain in the butt girls turn out to be the best ones. Think about it.

God be with you,

Jonathan Simon

Will Mooshoo mutate into a mega-brain?

Will the boy banger be back...Again?

Will monsters munch Dr. Dan?

Stay tuned.

Hello, people and primates. Vix here.

In honor of Mooshoo, this installment of Monster Mayhem Creature Feature flicks will feature primates. When considering primate specific flicks within the genre of science fiction, choices are not slim.

Here's the one that some say started it all, the cult classic, the original, "King Kong."

Some watched it for a sexy view of Fay Wray, others for the lovable Kong. Either way, it was an overnight success. As with many classics, Hollywood has recycled it a time or two. I give them credit for sticking to bombshell blondes and great apes even if I do have to deduct points for lack of originality on the remakes.

The first time it was remade, that I know of, was in 1976 and starred what all the guys thought to be a most hot Jessica Lange beside Jeff Bridges. Naomi Watts blew up the latest rendition of the beloved primate remake along with Jack Black.

Excerpt from the latest King Kong Movie.

I do not own, nor did I create the video above. It was uploaded to by movieclips.

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All dividers, acrostic art and textual graphics are original creations made by Vix at

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FitnezzJim 3 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

Vix, This is a great series. I'm surprised you're not getting interest and offers from Hollywood.

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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

Everytime I jump onto your hubs I think of the Tek War series.. but yours seem to be a better fit.. I love this stuff :) Happy Easter Poetvix.. keep swinging for the fences.. but stop using the PC monitor when you do the swinging use the keyboard!

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SubRon7 3 years ago from eastern North Dakota

Hey, Vix, I like the addition of the gorilla, which brings us to the realization that not just the people are being affected by the monsters you've created (belay that! Monsanto created them!) but gazillions of domestic, wild, and caged/controlled animals too.

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Fitnezz Jim ~ Thank you so much for dropping by and for your most kind comment. I wouldn't know Hollywood if I saw it, but I sure do appreciate the thought. God bless and happy Easter!

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Frank ~ I'm going to have to read that. Thank you so much for taking the time in this little tale. Happy Easter to you as well and may all of your bunnies be of the female playboy variety as opposed to the Monty Python type. Happy hubbing and God bless.

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

SubRon7 ~ Good morning and happy Easter. Mooshoo was so much fun to write. It was neat to think how a young gorilla might learn to talk and what and how he might say it. It's killing my scores. Evidently, gorilla speak is frowned on by this establishment, just kidding there. I thought about correcting all of the obvious grammar mistakes, but I like him better this way.

We really have let Monsanto, and many others screw the pooch in terms of the planet. We have no one to blame but ourselves. I feel so sorry for the animals. Humanity, as a collective, is as PC as it gets. We hurt every species.

God bless my friend.

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epigramman 3 years ago

Oh dear God , Miss Rhonda and Mr. Elwood, I love your peacan pie story and here I sit after waking up a hour or so ago from night shift sleep reading part 5 with my last cuppa of coffee in complete silence.

I was listening to some lovely Django Reinhardt music but I just had to turn it off while reading part 5 in complete silence. Your words and ideas and thoughts make their own music and that's the highest compliment I can give any other writer.

I love your documentary approach but also the surrealism too.

Have you ever heard of the legendary comedy troupe - The Firesign Theatre - google or you tube them - you are definitely kindred spirits with these creative souls.

I definitely come away from every chapter completely inspired by your beautiful writing here - it's like a runaway train threatening to go off the rails at any moment and that's what makes it so darned exciting.

I will go back to chapter one right now and link/share/post it on Facebook at the Music and Writing group to hopefully gain you some more readers and followers.

I am sending to you my warmest wishes my dear friend and I will see you tomorrow again.

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how did your storm turn out? I thought that was an indelible image with the lightning while you were online yesterday

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Dearest Epi - So good to see you this afternoon. Elwood is itchy and scratching right now, ignoring my warnings of spray to come of he doesn't chill.

I have been trying to find some good music for some time this morning but as yet have only found one semi suitable song. I'll look more later. I'm at a bit of a disadvantage because I'm hunting hip hop which is out of my element.

I have not heard of said comedy troupe and will have to give it a gander in the near future.

Thank you so much for your warm words, support and encouragement. It means a lot.

An itchy Elwood and I send you best wishes from a misty Texas afternoon. The storm lasted most of the night. It was great! Oh, and the pie rocked! It's almost half gone. God love you, Epi,

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epigramman 3 years ago

Well Rhonda if you hang out with brilliant people you get brilliant ideas - you have just inspired me to write my new one - Zombies in Washington - and it's all thanks to you, lol

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Dearest Epi ~ Zombies in Washington? Oh! I know this is going to be good. I can't wait to read it. I'm already trying to figure out what slant you will take and knowing it could be one of thousands I haven't even though of yet. Goodie! God bless you, my friend. A sleeping Elwood and I send you our best from a windy and dark Texas night.

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