Monster Mayhem - Mighty Mooshoo, Medicine, and Mississippi. It's a Mother.
Dedicated to the survival of the human race.
America is failing fast. Monsanto's genetically engineered seeds took a tumble into the Pacific. As a direct result, mega, mutant, monsters eat us on our own ground.
Surviving cities have become militarized zones. FEMA camps are in every state. Latest underground reports speak of "body dumps" and fires of dead so big, they light the night sky for miles. Some speak of captured monsters being fed bodies for disposal. Many cities, especially smaller ones, are abandoned. Clusters of free Americans hide from Moral Monitors and monsters. Those employed are the only ones not directly targeted for the camps... usually.
Hold your own. We're not done yet.
God bless you, America,
Blog Post: Out of Our Cages 4-15-17
RE: Trade with People?
Barter with Becka?
Angel say Mooshoo cute baby.
It Mooshoo. Me back. Angel here too. Dr. Dan no come back. It been days. Mooshoo and Angel want to leave. Box says Mooshoo and Angel in California. Brad and Chad in California, yes?
Mooshoo and Angel want go where pretty pictures are. Can Mooshoo and Angel live in Becka’s park? We good gorillas. We run out of food soon. We miss be around people. We not want to live in cage anymore. We want be free.
We want be friend.
Angel say we have much medicine.
Angel say we have no money. We can get no job. Angel say we give Brad and Chad and Becka stuff. No people come here in days. Angel say stuff ours. She say you have all stuff if take us to live in park.
Angel say we in research center in Desert with much stuff, computers, microscopes, many drugs. Angel say we have much Insulin, Penicillin, Morphine, Anthrax, Ebola, Small Pox, Bubonic Plague and other medicines.
Angel read all the time since she eat Dr. Dan salad.
She smell good.
Mooshoo let her out of cage. Give her small salad like Jonathan say. Angel want more. Mooshoo say no. Go pee.
What you expect? Mooshoo stay with no? No not smell good.
Mooshoo come back.
Big salad gone!
Tell her, slow down. She no listen.
She smell good. Mooshoo can't stay with no. She get all salad she want.
Next day, Angel smart. Angel smarter than Mooshoo. She want fix Mooshoo words on screen but say she have more important things to do now.
Angel say she have to learn by read.
What say people?
BLOG POST 4-15-17 out of San Fran a.k.a. Shark City
Re: Trade with People?
By: Chad and Brad
The Brothers Bad
Hang in, helps a happening!
For Mooshoo and Angel
I do not own, nor did I create the video above. It's "Jungle Love" by the Steve Miller Band uploaded to youtube.com by Zeeman.
Mooshoo! You sly gorilla.
It sounds like you got yourself a girlfriend. Chad and Brad here, at your service. Glad to hear you’re ready to leave. We did a little checking. We have narrowed down where you are. We’d be pumped to the max to come get you.
We can’t speak for Becka, but I bet she just might go for it, considering the circumstances. If Becka doesn't want to go for the deal, or can’t, we will still come get you and help you find a place.
How many tiny apocalypses hide in forgotten places?
PLEASE, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
Brad and I both are asking, begging, you and Angel to stay away from all the “medicines.” Some of that stuff you mentioned isn’t medicine, Mooshoo. Some of that stuff is very dangerous. Brad said we will find a way to deal with it when we get there. He said for now, just don’t touch it.
We’re stoked about the whole idea.
We never met gorillas. Brad said we don’t need any equipment or payment. Just pose for some shots. He thinks some pictures of you and Angel would really sell. He swears to never mention where you are.
Mooshoo, maybe we should have brought this up before, but in case you and Angel don’t know, you can’t trust all people. Don’t put any more information about your location here. Chill for a few hours and see if Becka checks in. We will be scoping the situation from here. We’ve already been to work today. Made three trips and took out six super sharks. It’s a blast blowing up those freaky Franken-fish.
Sit tight, turn up the tunes and show Angel some jungle love.
Hang in there for now. Help will be on the way, soon. Remember, DON’T TOUCH THE MEDICINE, PLEASE!!!
Brad and Chad
Blog Post 4-15-17 out of Vicksburg, MS - Under the Park.
Re: Barter With Becka?
a.k.a. Becka James
Hospitality still holds here at home.
Mooshoo, I could kiss you!
You’re a life saver. Derril is here with me. He speaks for us all. You and Angel are welcome to live here in the park. We are all just as excited as can be about meeting you. You’re welcome to stay in the tunnels with us if you want. We understand if you would rather be in the trees up topside. Whatever you want is good.
Derril said we have to warn you. Moral Monitors drive through on occasion. You would both have to stay hidden in the woods and trees when they do or they might shoot you. They would not know you are good gorillas. Worse, it might not matter if they did. So, if you decide to live above ground, you have to be careful.
Hunting off limits.
Derril says listen to Brad and Chad about the medicine and tell Angel to as well. It could hurt both of you and all of the rest of us.
He also said to tell you he already made every person here swear there will be no hunting of gorillas by any of us. He made Clive swear on a Bible. But, we can’t make the same promises for strangers that might come through or the Moral Monitors. You and Angel talk about that and give it some thought while we all wait for Brad and Chad to get back to us.
We love you already. You’re welcome here. God be with you both.
Blog post 4-15-17 out of Shark City
Re: Moving Mooshoo
By: Brad and Chad
The Brothers Bad
My head ain't screwed on right.
I do not own, nor did I create the video above. It is the theme song music from "Mission Impossible" and was uploaded to youtube.com by WALES2468.
We're off to save the day.
@ Mooshoo ~ It sounds like we're all in. Hang tight. We're taking off to come get you in hurry.
@ Becka ~ Whoa, there Betty! We're doing the flying. Why is the monkey getting all the love? Just kidding.
We don't know how long this will take. I'm sure you understand. We don't really know what we're walking into. We do know there's some gnarly mess we got to deal with somehow when we get there. We're going to be flying by the seat of our pants with the "medicine" disposal. Brad's taking the laptop. We will update as we can. See you soon.
Tell Derril to expect us. We scoped on the Park. We will be landing at the cemetery. Try to have Derril send someone to pull us in from there. Might be a good idea to have some brush ready to cover the copter...just in case.
Pray for us all,
Brad and Chad
Music for Mooshoo. Play it for Angel.
What are we thinking?
Brad narrowed down where Mooshoo and Angel were using the no fly over zones on our flight charts, some research into what's where in Caly, and a little help from an old friend. Brits finally checked in. She's alive, a little worse for wear. Long story. She's coming with. She's a nurse practitioner and she needs to stay there. Shark city is not the safest place for her at the now.
Hm. We're headed off to get two gorillas out of a no fly zone. We have a fugitive in tow. We still have to figure out a way to can some gnarly, deadly viral crap. Then, we're hauling some medicine to Mississippi. What could be easier?
The smallest crack in a vial takes out more than the biggest bomb.
Blog Post 4-15-17 out of lost in Texas. For real, this place is huge.
Wow. Joey, Champ and I miss a day or two and you all have done started a cooperative. Damn impressive people, and primates.
We're rooting for you. I don't know that we can do anything at all to help from here, but we are praying for you. Be careful. I don't have to tell you how deadly some of that stuff is. I don't know how you're planning to get rid of it, but I hope you're doing it there. It's too dangerous to try to transport. One cracked vial will finish off the apocalypse Monsanto started.
This is how it's done, America. We help ourselves and we help each other.
Your brothers in our Lord's service,
P.S. Anyone heard from the boy banger?
I do not own, nor did I create the video above, The song is Blue Oyster Cult preforming "Don't Fear the Reaper." The video was uploaded to youtube.com by thegayhare.
Will Brad and Chad beat the bacteria?
Will Becka be bountifully blessed?
Will Mooshoo mangle Moral Monitors?
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