Monster Mayhem - Mighty Mooshoo, Medicine, and Mississippi. It's a Mother.


Dedicated to the survival of the human race.

Part eight

America is failing fast. Monsanto's genetically engineered seeds took a tumble into the Pacific. As a direct result, mega, mutant, monsters eat us on our own ground.

Surviving cities have become militarized zones. FEMA camps are in every state. Latest underground reports speak of "body dumps" and fires of dead so big, they light the night sky for miles. Some speak of captured monsters being fed bodies for disposal. Many cities, especially smaller ones, are abandoned. Clusters of free Americans hide from Moral Monitors and monsters. Those employed are the only ones not directly targeted for the camps... usually.

Hold your own. We're not done yet.

God bless you, America,

Johnathan Simon

Blog Post: Out of Our Cages 4-15-17

RE: Trade with People?

By: Mooshoo

Barter with Becka?

Angel say Mooshoo cute baby.

Mooshoo big now.  Mooshoo strong.
Mooshoo big now. Mooshoo strong. | Source

Hello, people.

It Mooshoo. Me back. Angel here too. Dr. Dan no come back. It been days. Mooshoo and Angel want to leave. Box says Mooshoo and Angel in California. Brad and Chad in California, yes?

Mooshoo and Angel want go where pretty pictures are. Can Mooshoo and Angel live in Becka’s park? We good gorillas. We run out of food soon. We miss be around people. We not want to live in cage anymore. We want be free.

We want be friend.


Angel say we have much medicine.

Angel say we have no money. We can get no job. Angel say we give Brad and Chad and Becka stuff. No people come here in days. Angel say stuff ours. She say you have all stuff if take us to live in park.

Angel say we in research center in Desert with much stuff, computers, microscopes, many drugs. Angel say we have much Insulin, Penicillin, Morphine, Anthrax, Ebola, Small Pox, Bubonic Plague and other medicines.

Angel read all the time since she eat Dr. Dan salad.

She smell good.

Angel cheat!

Mooshoo let her out of cage. Give her small salad like Jonathan say. Angel want more. Mooshoo say no. Go pee.

What you expect? Mooshoo stay with no? No not smell good.

She get all salad she want.
She get all salad she want. | Source

Mooshoo come back.

Big salad gone!

Tell her, slow down. She no listen.

She smell good. Mooshoo can't stay with no. She get all salad she want.

Next day, Angel smart. Angel smarter than Mooshoo. She want fix Mooshoo words on screen but say she have more important things to do now.

Angel say she have to learn by read.

What say people?


BLOG POST 4-15-17 out of San Fran a.k.a. Shark City

Re: Trade with People?

By: Chad and Brad

The Brothers Bad

Hang in, helps a happening!

For Mooshoo and Angel

I do not own, nor did I create the video above. It's "Jungle Love" by the Steve Miller Band uploaded to by Zeeman.

Mooshoo! You sly gorilla.

It sounds like you got yourself a girlfriend. Chad and Brad here, at your service. Glad to hear you’re ready to leave. We did a little checking. We have narrowed down where you are. We’d be pumped to the max to come get you.

We can’t speak for Becka, but I bet she just might go for it, considering the circumstances. If Becka doesn't want to go for the deal, or can’t, we will still come get you and help you find a place.

How many tiny apocalypses hide in forgotten places?


Brad and I both are asking, begging, you and Angel to stay away from all the “medicines.” Some of that stuff you mentioned isn’t medicine, Mooshoo. Some of that stuff is very dangerous. Brad said we will find a way to deal with it when we get there. He said for now, just don’t touch it.

We’re stoked about the whole idea.

We never met gorillas. Brad said we don’t need any equipment or payment. Just pose for some shots. He thinks some pictures of you and Angel would really sell. He swears to never mention where you are.


Mooshoo, maybe we should have brought this up before, but in case you and Angel don’t know, you can’t trust all people. Don’t put any more information about your location here. Chill for a few hours and see if Becka checks in. We will be scoping the situation from here. We’ve already been to work today. Made three trips and took out six super sharks. It’s a blast blowing up those freaky Franken-fish.

Sit tight, turn up the tunes and show Angel some jungle love.

Hang in there for now. Help will be on the way, soon. Remember, DON’T TOUCH THE MEDICINE, PLEASE!!!

Brad and Chad

Blog Post 4-15-17 out of Vicksburg, MS - Under the Park.

Re: Barter With Becka?

By: Belladonna

a.k.a. Becka James

Hospitality still holds here at home.

Mooshoo, I could kiss you!

You’re a life saver. Derril is here with me. He speaks for us all. You and Angel are welcome to live here in the park. We are all just as excited as can be about meeting you. You’re welcome to stay in the tunnels with us if you want. We understand if you would rather be in the trees up topside. Whatever you want is good.

Some people are mean.  They will try to hurt you.
Some people are mean. They will try to hurt you.


Derril said we have to warn you. Moral Monitors drive through on occasion. You would both have to stay hidden in the woods and trees when they do or they might shoot you. They would not know you are good gorillas. Worse, it might not matter if they did. So, if you decide to live above ground, you have to be careful.

Hunting off limits.

Derril says listen to Brad and Chad about the medicine and tell Angel to as well. It could hurt both of you and all of the rest of us.

He also said to tell you he already made every person here swear there will be no hunting of gorillas by any of us. He made Clive swear on a Bible. But, we can’t make the same promises for strangers that might come through or the Moral Monitors. You and Angel talk about that and give it some thought while we all wait for Brad and Chad to get back to us.

We love you already. You’re welcome here. God be with you both.

Becka James

Blog post 4-15-17 out of Shark City

Re: Moving Mooshoo

By: Brad and Chad

The Brothers Bad

My head ain't screwed on right.

I do not own, nor did I create the video above. It is the theme song music from "Mission Impossible" and was uploaded to by WALES2468.

We're off to save the day.

@ Mooshoo ~ It sounds like we're all in. Hang tight. We're taking off to come get you in hurry.

@ Becka ~ Whoa, there Betty! We're doing the flying. Why is the monkey getting all the love? Just kidding.

We don't know how long this will take. I'm sure you understand. We don't really know what we're walking into. We do know there's some gnarly mess we got to deal with somehow when we get there. We're going to be flying by the seat of our pants with the "medicine" disposal. Brad's taking the laptop. We will update as we can. See you soon.

Tell Derril to expect us. We scoped on the Park. We will be landing at the cemetery. Try to have Derril send someone to pull us in from there. Might be a good idea to have some brush ready to cover the copter...just in case.

Pray for us all,

Brad and Chad


Music for Mooshoo. Play it for Angel.

What are we thinking?

Brad narrowed down where Mooshoo and Angel were using the no fly over zones on our flight charts, some research into what's where in Caly, and a little help from an old friend. Brits finally checked in. She's alive, a little worse for wear. Long story. She's coming with. She's a nurse practitioner and she needs to stay there. Shark city is not the safest place for her at the now.

Hm. We're headed off to get two gorillas out of a no fly zone. We have a fugitive in tow. We still have to figure out a way to can some gnarly, deadly viral crap. Then, we're hauling some medicine to Mississippi. What could be easier?


The smallest crack in a vial takes out more than the biggest bomb.

It all ends as the wind sighs, with a whisper not a bang.
It all ends as the wind sighs, with a whisper not a bang.

Blog Post 4-15-17 out of lost in Texas. For real, this place is huge.

Wow. Joey, Champ and I miss a day or two and you all have done started a cooperative. Damn impressive people, and primates.

We're rooting for you. I don't know that we can do anything at all to help from here, but we are praying for you. Be careful. I don't have to tell you how deadly some of that stuff is. I don't know how you're planning to get rid of it, but I hope you're doing it there. It's too dangerous to try to transport. One cracked vial will finish off the apocalypse Monsanto started.

This is how it's done, America. We help ourselves and we help each other.

Your brothers in our Lord's service,

Jonathan, Joey and Champ

P.S. Anyone heard from the boy banger?

I do not own, nor did I create the video above, The song is Blue Oyster Cult preforming "Don't Fear the Reaper." The video was uploaded to by thegayhare.

Will Brad and Chad beat the bacteria?

Will Becka be bountifully blessed?

Will Mooshoo mangle Moral Monitors?

Stay tuned.

Who is the baddest boy in the room?

Which do you think has the most lethal threat potential?

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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

Poetvix you should include a warning label under this hub.. saying reading this hub will cause an addiction to it. Also women who are pregnant shouldn't read this hub for it may cause you to fall out of your chair... and folks who are drunk should read this because they will sober up!!! in all fanatastic!!!

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SubRon7 3 years ago from eastern North Dakota

Hey, Vix! I'm curious how these people are communicating. I know, by laptop. But do they have electricity? Extra batteries? Can't they be tracked by their signals? Are the moral monitors smart enough to track them? What about cell phones?

As you know, I'm working on something similar, and these questions I've just asked could help me. Thanks, Vix, and you keep moving forward!

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Frank ~ Thank you. This has gone in a much more comical direction than I had originally intended. I think maybe it's better that way. A warning label is a good idea. Now, if we could only get them on all the politicians. Thanks big time for hanging in so far. We've got a lot of pages under the belt here. God bless you and happiest of hubbing.

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

SubRon7 ~ Good to see you. Hm. Those are some good questions. Where to begin. Yes, anyone can be traced by their ISP address. There are ways to bounce things around. Jonathan really doesn't care. He's on the move all the time for the most part. By the time they could get to him, he'd be gone. Of course, this is assuming Jonathan does not become a priority. Since the country is so in the toilet, resources are stretched to the breaking point. The government, at this point, figures anyone that avoid their nets will starve or be prey.

That conflict is coming. It's unavoidable, assuming Brad and Chad don't kill off the world in the next chapter by dropping a vial of Ebola. Our heroes are NOT using cell phones. Talk about a fast trace.

Power sources - They vary by location. Jonathan has portable solar panel. The only juice he really uses is for the laptop. In the Bronx, Leon tapped the city grid and is stealing. I'm OK with it considering the government screwed him out of his retirement. In Ms, homemade washing machine generators powered off the waterfalls in the park provide power. They were sunk into the creek beds so no ambling by would even notice. This technology is used often today in third world nations. It works. Brad and Chad are still paying the power company. San Fran is still up and running. They are employed so they aren't high on the list of targets, yet. I hope that helps. Anyone can track anything. The question is, do they have the resources at hand and how bad do they want to.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I'm so very late to the party on this one. My apologies. I just got buried in busy work and so here I am, hat in hand, asking forgiveness. :)

You stopped by my hub about newspaper syndication....this is a perfect example of a classic newspaper syndication piece. Timely, hard-hitting, factual and screaming with your own personal voice.

This is so well-done, Vix! I hope you know how good this is. Keep writing and I'll keep reading.

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SubRon7 3 years ago from eastern North Dakota

Thanks so much, Vix! This helps more than you know because I am not that up on technology. I still learn something new almost every day. Just got a confusing email from Amazon. They said I've been dropped from selling my "one" item, then gave me a link that basically was gobbledegook, so I immediately got on the "help" line with an email to them. Here's hoping it was just a mistake, because my books are still up.

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Billybuck ~ You're not late at all. You're making a fashionable entrance. I'm laughing here, this might work well as an ongoing comic, if I had any artistic talent.

Thank you so much for the reads and the support. It's very much appreciated. I have to admit to being guilty of having too much fun with this and not wanting to stop for other serious pieces. I think it's going to be the wonderful world of monsters for at least a few more chapters. God bless you and happy, happy hubbing!

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

SubRon7 ~ You are most welcome, I just wish I knew more what to tell you. About the power sources, the ancient Egyptians made batteries in clay vessels. I read an article a year or so ago about a man that strapped a solar panel to his pinto's roof and rigged up so that he had not bought a tank of gas in over a year. Of course he only drives to work and averages 45 mph if I remember right. The point, however is that there are many, many means of power production. We don't hear about them much because that would create competition.

I don't know anything about marketing on Amazon. As you know, I have never done a book, though I might get lucky and grow this into one. If the books are still up, I would think it is a mistake. If not, I'm sure they would tell you why and most likely you could address the issue from there. They want merchandise. If you don't make money, they don't make money. Good luck with this. God bless you and keep a good thought.

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epigramman 3 years ago

Holey Moley Miss R you surely are a wild thing in the way you write - it must be all of that good old fashioned home baking and hanging out with Elwood.

Franken-fish, lol, the way you come up with words even makes the epi-man look like a chump or a chimp with broken crayons, lol.

I personally work with people who natter like Mooshoo, lol, but Mooshoo sounds like William Buckley Jr. compared to them , lol.

I am enjoying this chapter with a nice cuppa tea and strawberry rhubarb pie and this is high tea alright - because nothing gets me higher than your writing Miss R.

I love how you bring a different character to each one of your chapter and some of the most amazing videos and songs too like Don't fear the Reaper , a song about my love life, lol.

Sending you warm wishes from Colin, Tiffy and Gabriel on another cold miserble wet day here by the lake erie time 4:59pm and please keep this series going for as long as you can.

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Dearest Epi ~ Oh, my goodness you're making me blush. Thank you for being such gentlemen and so gracious in your comments on the crazy that's currently coming out in this whatever it is. It might make a good comic book but I don't think stick figures would go over so well and that's about the extent of my artistic talents.

Mm. That pie sounds good. Elwood and I need to get back to baking. Maybe, brownies on the morrow.

From a strangely cold night here in what should be steamy Texas, Elwood and I bid you a most wondrous evening in your hub travels. God bless, my friend, and may all of your hubbing be exactly the way you want it, for no one does it like the Epigramman.

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epigramman 3 years ago

Hello and good afternoon dear Rhonda and King Elwood - I've been away for about two weeks due to mental and physical health issues and I have missed you both - thank you both for gracing my page today and I hope sincerely that all is well with you.

We are finally getting a couple of solid spring like days in a row with plenty of sunshine and warmer temperatures so Colin and his cats are sitting out on the deck sending you these good thoughts and warm wishes at lake erie time 5:17pm and I am looking forward to more of this awesome series from you - your creative writing always rocks my world Miss R.

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Dearest Epi ~ Greetings and salutations to you, Miss Tiffy, and Master Gabriel. I'm so sorry to hear things have not been well of late. Life's roller coaster sure is full of surprises. The good news is the law of statistical probability states somewhere that what is down must at some point go back up.

It's pouring down rain here and just let up with the hail. We have been enjoying, and simultaneously been being spooked by a marvelous lightening storm for the last hour or more. Thank you so much for dropping by. We send you our best wishes for improved health, wealth and happiness, dearest Epi. God bless.

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epigramman 3 years ago

Good afternoon my dear Rhonda and Elwood from Colin, Tiffy and Gabriel at lake erie time 12:30pm after a shortened night shift sleep thanks to hungry guts Gabriel. lol

I am awaiting for some delicious literary adventures from your creative pen and I also love your stories about Texas storms, home baking and those great Elwood moments .....

Sending big Canadian hugs from the three of us to the two of you

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Dearest Epi,

Good afternoon to you. I just got in. I've been running since 8:00 am. It's nice to finally sit down and see a friendly face.

I miss this story. I'm hoping to get back to it soon. I have been dabbling elsewhere trying to rack up some cash... and it worked! Doing the happy dance. Elwood is currently pouting as my happy dance is delaying his third breakfast. He's into breakfast in a major way.

Sending you, Miss Tiffy and Mater Gabriel our best wishes. Next up on the chore list for the day, one lemon cake. All of our love to you three and God bless you. Happy hubbing!

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epigramman 3 years ago

Good morning Rhonda and Elwood from Colin and his cats who are both outside parading on their deck at lake erie time 6:09am and with daybreak over the lake as the new moon just disappeared.

I am having some yummy Maple flavored coffee cake with pecans along with my morning coffee and a lovely Joseph Haydn piano sonata.

I absolutely love this series in which you have written and I just want you to know it's one of the best and most creative series I've ever read at the Hub.

Sending you warm wishes and have a wonderful day from C and G and T

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Dearest Epi, greetings and salutations to yourself, Miss Tiffy, and Master Gabriel. I have just returned from an annoying trip to the post office. I can see why they are in so much financial trouble. Five employees in the back whooping it up so loud, I can't hear the one that is actually working and trying to help me. Fun. I understand where the expression going postal comes from now. I may have to write myself into this little tale just to get to play out the fantasy of dealing with it that ran though my head briefly.

Mm! Now, that sounds good. Coffee and cake is a sure fire win with me.

Thank you so much for your kind words and your support. Both mean very much and are greatly appreciated. I want to get back to this story soon. I like the boy banger.

Elwood and I bid you a fond farewell for now. We are off to battle weeds in the garden soon. Sadly, they usually win.

God bless and keep you Epi, dear, and may all of your hubs be forever happy.

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writinglover 3 years ago from Lost...In Poetry

As usual, poetvix, your work amazes me! Enough said! Well done!

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Writinglover ~ Thank you! God bless.

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epigramman 3 years ago

Hi Rhonda and Elwood from Colin and his cats Tiffy and Gabriel at 4:45pm lake erie time and I spent most of the day yesterday in the local ER with a heart condition and they game me an x-ray , an examination, blood work and put me on an IV.

They were all women and so thorough and dedicated in their jobs even the head doctor was a lady. They let me go home late in the afternoon but with a heart monitor and I have to go back tomorrow for more x-rays and hopefully to find out about my blood from my family doctor.

Sending you good wishes from the three of us but the good news is I am feeling much better today and I had a good afternoon nap and I am eating well - Please let me know how the both of you are keeping Rhonda and Elwood - a return to fall weather and even the heat is coming on

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Dearest Epi,

I'm so saddened to hear of your health problems. You have my prayers and deepest wishes for a most speedy diagnosis and recovery. I'm glad you are feeling better today, but still most concerned. Please, do take care of your person. You're the only Epi we have! While I wish I could say I had enough sense to follow my own advice here, and I honestly can't, I have heard miraculous things about going vegetarian in regards to heart health, high blood pressure and diabetes. If I could only find a way to inject bacon cheeseburger flavor into a veggie burger, I would do it myself.

Elwood is currently crashed upon my pillow. I weeded, edged, mowed and worked in the garden today so naturally he is exhausted with all of the supervising that requires of him. He will get a break tomorrow when I do the front yard. I can't let him out there because I only have a fence in the back and I can't trust him around other people. He's a good boy, but he doesn't like men around mama and I have several older retired male neighbors who like to make polite conversation when I'm out front. If he follows his normal pattern, he will stand guard just on the other side of the gate growling. I could understand if they were not nice neighbors, but they are, so he's not allowed out front most times.

The heat is not coming in Texas, it's here! I thought I was going to melt when mowing. It's what I get for doing it in the afternoon.

The twilight approaches, caffeine calls and I feel some creativity coming. Elwood and I bid you our thoughts for a most speedy and complete recovery. God love you!

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epigramman 3 years ago

I miss this series dear Rhonda and your world class creative writing as well and I am just checking in with you and Elwood to see if you're both alright. We are receiving some of your warm Texas weather now up here and I was in the lake for the first time this season and it was my 55th birthday on Sunday in good health after my heart scare and my ER

visit. Keep in touch, think good thoughts and be well , the two of you.

Sending big Canadian hugs from C and T and G at lake erie time 10:40am

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poetvix 3 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country. Author

Dearest Epi ~ It's so good to hear you are doing better. I miss this series too. Every time I sit down to re-read it and get in the zone to continue, something happens and I can't.

Happy birthday! I hope you had a whopper of a cake.

It's blazing here now, in the nineties. I'm waiting for the evening so I can get some work done in the yard. It's just too hot now. Elwood has taken up residence in the back hall where it's the coolest. I think guarding mama has taken a backseat to a cool tile floor. Usually, he's right beside me. Evidently the heat outranks me right now.

We send our best wishes for you, Miss Tiffy and Master Gabriel. God bless you, my friend. Please, take care of yourself.

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Nikkij504gurl 3 years ago from Louisiana

Voted up, useful, funny and interesting! Screw Monsanto!

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