Mugger Alert (limerick)

The terror the screaming the roar

The night mugger came to her door

Soft tears couldn’t slack

This vicious attack

Poor mugger ‘cause black belt she wore


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

That's what I call the wrong address! Good laugh as always my friend; have a great weekend.


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mpropp 4 years ago from Minnesota

Nice one! Loved the twist. Thanks for sharing your wit!


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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

He got a little bit of what he deserved.


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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Tis the hand of fate that picks the house, and the hand of a witch that beats the louse. Great job, mh!


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old albion 4 years ago from Lancashire. England.

Very clever this one Hatter.

Graham.


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arb 4 years ago from oregon

It began with a bang and ended with a whimper!


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

YESSSS!

Excellent story, plot and outcome!

lol


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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

love the turn around on this one.


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Amy Becherer 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

NICE!!! Wish the next innocent person here in the Tower Grove section of St. Louis City was a black belt. Only problem is the robber, even when he gets the purse or cash, still shoots. One recent victim was a young woman who handed her purse over to be shot in the face. Yesterday, a 60 year old woman was traumatized, although the mugger got nothing, he took a shot at her and missed, leaving her shaking on the ground outside her home. The viciousness of these random attacks leaves me outraged. Your limerick, albeit, an imaginary story, leaves me feeling a vicarious thrill in leveling the field for justice due.


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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

One never knows what's behind a woman's smile. :-)


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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

AH! Great ending...one tough cookie!!


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa..This has a surprise ending..Woman power..


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That will teach him!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Wish everyone could so something like that to muggers.


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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Woman power, I say!! Thanks for the share, Hatter!


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mollymeadows 4 years ago from The Shire

I wish such stories always ended your way, Mhatter! Thanks for the laugh!


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teaches12345 4 years ago

Some tough chick! Funny!


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

BRAVO STUPENDOUS FANTASTIC!!!

Turned the glorious tables with this write!

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