My humorous take on ' The Don ' saying, " President Clinton degraded women. " Satire poetry.

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Hillary ' ain't ' gonna turn him loose'

Well shucks, looks like ' The Don ' is turning on my man Bill

I remember when he loved the Clintons, giving large sums to fill their political till

He says Bill degraded women, truth is they chased him and couldn't catch the good looking dude

I might add he never ever claimed to be a goody two-shoes prude

He did promise to get our country rockin' after daddy Bush nearly ' ruint ' our economy, and all possibilities of recovery looked really bleak

Wooah! I can hardly wait to hear my main man speak

He ' ain't ' as cute since old age set in,

but he still has that cute little side grin

I know I ' ought ' to be ashamed for feeling this way,

but I ' ain't ' ' cos ' I felt it in the ninety's and still today

Shucks I might as well admit I'm hooked, but Hillary ' ain't ' gonna ' turn him loose

I'd say she loves the ' Golden Goose '

That laid the Golden Egg that made me a little money when interest rates on my CD,s went sky-high

Those were the good-ole-days, long gone, bye- bye

Post Note

Whether you're democrat or republican, please vote. We are on the verge of losing our civil liberties. We have always welcomed all good people who want to come to America for a better life. Building a wall to keep good people out is un-American. Remember when China built the great wall and President Reagan said, " Tear down that wall. " Thank you for reading.




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Genna East 11 months ago from Massachusetts, USA

Lol. Touché Ruby. "Not assets; not liabilities..." Net worth has a great deal to do with assets and liabilities, Don. But I guess I don't know what I'm talking about, nor am I really, really, very, very smart. :-) How successful Trump has been in one niche of a multi-faceted business world hardly qualifies his character or his ability to be a global leader. Personally, I don't have anything against the man. I think he's entertaining, and enormously street savvy in knowing how to use the media to his advantage. I just can't take him seriously whenever he steps out of his own wheelhouse...it's too funny. (I think it would be a hoot to watch Don try to take on Bill in a debate. What a dance that would be.) Thank you for the chuckle, Ruby. It's been a jungle of a week and this was just the right tonic the doctor ordered. Hugs.


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Genna. Shame on me. The devil made me do it. lol...I guess I'll get these silly urges until it's over. Him running Bill down when he only stays married until the poor woman reaches 30 then marries a 20 year old. I'm thrilled that this made you laugh, that's what I was hoping for. Hugs my friend...


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Ericdierker 11 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Well you surely do have your style. The Asian women in their dress have a saying that goes kind of like this: Show everything and reveal nothing.

You show a great deal -- but are you revealing something? Bummer for hot men -- they will always be 'cused of chasing.


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tsadjatko 11 months ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

"How successful Trump has been in one niche of a multi-faceted business world hardly qualifies his character or his ability to be a global leader" Puke, choke gag.

Like Hiliary is successful at anything other than lying? Global leader? she can't even do that without being caught. A lifetime war on women sexually abused by her husband on whoise coat tails she wants to ride to the presidency (you wouldn't evevn know he she is if she wasn't married to Slick Willie)...the sickest woman to ever hold public office in America and it is the Democrat party who put her there. Yeah Hiliary a global leader, that IS a joke.


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mckbirdbks 11 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

Ruby you have become a political pundit

You sharpened your wit with nothing redundant

Now, ‘Don’ has a mouth but it is mostly repugnant

And it is not his brain but the wallet that is abundant

Ruby you have such a knack to bring your message to the foreground with a wry smile. I applaud you.


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Shyron E Shenko 11 months ago

Ruby, Ruby my gem of a friend

You are not the only one who is not to fond of the "Don"

The “Don” thinks himself one handsome son of a gun

But, he is scared of the really handsome one

Bill Clinton is the one who was chased all over town

And the only thing the “Don” can do

To get a woman to chase him is wave his money around

Kudos to you my dear friend.

Blessings and Hugs


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DDE 11 months ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Interesting hub. I try not to know more than I do about such issues. However, you made a good hub.


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bravewarrior 11 months ago from Central Florida

I love your poem, Ruby, but I won't comment on your political plea. I try to stay away from political discussions.


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billybuc 11 months ago from Olympia, WA

I'm convinced, Ruby, that the only way to deal with The Don is to just laugh him off. Otherwise any sane human being would be livid with anger all day long. :)


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Eric. I'm not too sure about your meaning of showing everything? I am a political junkie and I watch closely who is running for president. I speak out when I see danger approaching. My feelings for President Clinton is no secret. I think he was a great president even though he had flaws. I tried to make this hub funny by me attempting to take him away from Hillary. lol. Thanks for coming to read.


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vocalcoach 11 months ago from Nashville Tn.

Hurrah Ruby! Does anyone really take The Don seriously? I'm betting on you as our next president:)

Hugs

Audrey


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello tasdjatko. Nice to meet you. I visited your hubs after you posted your comment and noticed you have more than one hub on your dislike of Hillary, so your comment does not surprise me. All I might add is, " Go Hillary Go. "


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Mike. I love your poem!

I wanted to say so much more

How he thinks nothing of the poor

How his multiple wives were just out of high school

How he's using the media for political fuel

His scare tactics are nothing but a smoke screen

Hiding his need for a power like a hungry feign.

Hugs my friend.


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Shyron. I love your poem.

All I can say

A woman must be desperate to look his way

I hear the squirrel he wears on his head

Prays every night before going to bed

Oh Lordy how I wish I was dead.

LOL. Blessings and Hugs..


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello DDE. Thanks for coming by. It's difficult for me to not voice my opinion when our country is heading in the wrong direction..


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Shauna. I find that a lot of people stay away from political discussions, and that's ok. It's just not me. I am glad you liked my poem. Thank you...


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clivewilliams 11 months ago from Nibiru

+++++++++


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Bill. I guess you have the right idea, but it's difficult for me to laugh when he has a following that believes everything he says. Thanks for coming by..


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Audrey. lol. Thanks for the vote. I will do my best. Hee. Thank you..


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hi Clive. Thanks for the ++++++. I hope that means you agree?


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whonunuwho 11 months ago from United States

This photo has captured what the election is all about and the main characters that will be so very entertaining to us all for some time to come. Thank you for sharing. whonu


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drbj 11 months ago from south Florida

The squirrel the Don wears on his head?

And you don't mean a coonskin hat?

Better watch your back, dear Ruby,

He might be out to get you for that. (laughing at your poetry)


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

wonunuwho: I agree wholeheartedly, they are entertaining! Thanks for coming by.


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hee: drbj I love it when you leave a poem! and I will watch my back. He might get me for making fun of his hair

Oh shucks I don't really care

I reckon I'd better look for a place to hide

If I ' ain't ' around you'll know I died......


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Shyron E Shenko 11 months ago

Ruby, thank you.

I love your commenters

Everyone rhyming and chiming right in

All our voices to blend

Maybe we can bring about the "Don's" end

But I prefer the "Don" to Cruz

I am just praying they both will lose.


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Fossillady 11 months ago from Saugatuck Michigan

You still got it girl! Look at all the poets chiming in on the action! You're so funny, and witty, Ruby, and a real humanitarian! Very admirable qualities! XO


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

I remember The Tea Party, and that's Cruz

If he wins we all lose

I like Hillary, and I also like Bernie Sanders

So whichever wins will be ok with me. Take care. Hugs.


Tammy 11 months ago

Hello Ruby! Just read this delightful story. Love it


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Frank Atanacio 11 months ago from Shelton

I thought I already commented on this piece.. it is read worthy.. and love the poke you take awesome write always..:)


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Kathi. It is a triple treat to see you again on my hub. I remember so well the night we met. I am tearing up again. We connected through heartache. I hope you are doing ok today. I was happy to see you writing again. Thank you so much. Hugs.


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Tammy. I know you well enough to know you won't be voting for Hillary, but I love you anyway. I hope you will take a look at Bernie Sanders? He makes a lot of sense. My allegiance is with Hillary, but if Bernie wins I won't cry. lol. Thank you dear friend.


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Frank. Happy you liked my poke! I love doing satire poetry. Thank you so much.


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MartieCoetser 11 months ago from South Africa

Give the devil its due, Bill was attractive, and he had some special skills, like turning the legs of ladies into jelly, and so on. And Hillary's loyalty deserves recognition. And that's about all i can say about them. Regarding the other one - in my wildest dreams i cannot see him in the red... err... white house...

Your poem made me smile!


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always exploring 11 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Martie. I'm glad this ditty made you smile. I wanted it to be funny, yet taken serious enough to really think about Trump's ideas which will make America a closed society instead of a country that welcomes all good people who want to come here for a better life. Thank you my friend. Hugs.


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AudreyHowitt 11 months ago from California

Like your style Ruby! Made me smile!


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always exploring 10 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Audrey. I'm so glad this made you smile. Mission accomplished!


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Perspycacious 10 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

I seem to remember someone recently saying, "I don't lock my door to keep the good people in. I lock it to keep the bad people out." Folks like to take Mr. Trump's words and whittle them down to their size, add their own spin, and try to erase him." [Not an unheard of political tactic; it happens in every presidential candidate's campaign, especially to front runners.] He said nothing about keeping "good people out." He said to halt letting potentially bad people in, until we can know enough about who we are letting in, and right now we wouldn't know, as told to us by the Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation.

In the name of "openness" and "traditional values" who among us wants to accept responsibility for the deaths of those Americans the radical jihadist terrorists are vowing to kill as often as they can?


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always exploring 10 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello perspicacious. Do you actually believe that building a wall would keep the terrorists out? I think not. The only way to stop them is a coordinated effort of all countries to rid their areas of these killers. I know that Trump has many followers, I am just not one of them. Thank you for the visit and your view. This is America and we still have freedom of speech..


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Jo_Goldsmith11 10 months ago

Hi there,

I love this! this is awesome. Well done my sweet friend. :-)

You know, I guess, I could sleep good if Hillary were to win.

My heart is with Bernie, but hey! If Hillary wins, then I hope and believe that cheesy and cheeky Bill will help out when needed. At least we will end up with a surplus (hopefully) like he left it the first time.

Shared & tweeted. :-) Blessings & hugs too


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always exploring 10 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Jo. I watched the debate last night and I will be happy with Hillary or Bernie. I know if Hillary wins Bill will help. Thank you for the awesome comment. Blessings and hugs!


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Perspycacious 10 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

Sounded to me as if we are to hope for health cost savings and more taxes that health care savings we don't have yet are supposed to offset (Senator Sanders), or more taxes without the health care savings and hope that an unelected ex-POTUS is supposed to guide the over-indebted USA to prosperity "starting over the White House kitchen table" (Secretary Hillary.)

Obama didn't do it (except the deeper and deeper debt part) when he had majorities in both houses of the Congress. Could it be dreaming that the senator or secretary could do it when they won't have control of either house of Congress?


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always exploring 10 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

You certainly have a point. I wish I had a good answer. I think the reason President Obama didn't do anything the two years when he had a chance was because he didn't have the votes from the democrats who had lined their pockets from special interest groups. Thanks again for your comment.


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truthfornow 10 months ago from New Orleans, LA

Though this was a humorous read, you made some important points. There is a lot of hate going around these days. We have to love one another and try to work together. It is scary how popular Trump is right now. But, the majority of people don't vote so . . .


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Perspycacious 10 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

Some people will always resent another person's success, especially if that success is extraordinary. Demonizing the other candidate is considered "politically correct" by those who do the demonizing.

What he (Trump) has set out to do, he has done, and this time around many want to see the jobs, the controls, the accomplishments he is pledging to do in the face of what has been "insiders" stagnation.

It is no surprise he has some following and leads.


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always exploring 10 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello truthfornow. l for one will be glad when it's all over. I think people want change and Trump seems to offer that. Who knows, he might do all the things he's promised. Thank you for coming by...


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always exploring 10 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello perspicacious. I have never doubted Trump's accomplishments. He is a smart man, and I hope if he wins the election he will do all the things he's promised, except building a wall to keep good people from coming to America. I must say that I like the idea of him funding his own campaign, that means he won't owe anyone any favors. Thanks for your input to what I hoped was a humorous satire.


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ahorseback 10 months ago

The lady has a sense of humor ! OMG !


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always exploring 10 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hee Hee. I say that a good laugh is worth all of Trump's millions. lol. Thank you Ed.


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Perspycacious 10 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

Watch the caucuses in Iowa and the turnout in NH to see whether or not the folks who don't usually vote are turning out this time, and what percentage of those are Trump backers. That will say a lot about whether or not the usual "bench sitters" will show up at the polls in November, and show how much greater (than zero) their votes are likely to be.


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always exploring 10 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

I have been watching and listening to the pundits and it seems Trump is growing stronger each day. I watched the caucus the other night and it looks like he's going to be the GOP nominee. He says that he's not going to the debate, instead he will raise money for our veteran's, which is great. He would outsmart Cruz anyway. Thanks for returning and commenting.


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MizBejabbers 9 months ago

What a cute poem, Ruby. Yes, Bill has aged, but he's still a fine looking man. I'm a former reporter, and I've known him since he was Governor of our state back in the 1970s. He was really hot then!


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always exploring 9 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Miz Bejabbers. Nice to meet you . I bet he was hot in the 70,s. He helped our country in many ways. He was flawed when it came to women, but many of our presidents had affairs. Democrats and republicans. Thank you for the follow. I am now following you. I read your poem about The Mist, and it was beautiful.


David 9 months ago

Nice poem.


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fpherj48 9 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Ruby....don't take your love to town..........Oops, sorry. I got carried away.

You & Poetry go together like Tea & Honey! Billie boy, what a Romeo.

You know, I have to tell the truth. I don't see him as "good looking." Never have. He must not be my type! LOL Maybe it's just my disdain for all Politicians, because I actually can't think of one that I ever thought was good looking. There certainly were enough "ladies" who DID think so!

MzB cracked me up...."He was really hot then!!"" LMAO.........

Good job as always Ruby! Paula


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MizBejabbers 9 months ago

Hey, Paula, he was hot! (tall, slim, dark curly hair, and that personality, never met a stranger). Hillary was always the cool one. You cracked me up, funny lady.


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always exploring 9 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello David. Thank you for the nice poem comment..


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always exploring 9 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Paula, you crack me up with your clever comment's. I guess I would take my love to town if Hillary would turn him loose. Hee..Me BAD! I remember when he was soooooooo good looking. Hee...I always have fun when you visit my hubs. Thank you..Hugs..


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always exploring 9 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hi Miz Bejabbers. I remember when he was that slim, curly headed HUNK. I loved to hear him laugh. I also remember seeing him standing over his mother's grave, he looked so sad. He certainly was not born into wealth. I think that's one reason I admired him so much. Thank you for your return visit. I have a son who lives in Imboden Arkansas. He is a staunch republican. Boo! HaHa


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shprd74 8 months ago from Bangalore

Ruby,

You have made a great funny and interesting hub.

- Hari


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always exploring 8 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Thank you Hari. I'm glad you thought it was funny and interesting....


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Greensleeves Hubs 5 months ago from Essex, UK

Well Ruby, I wonder if Hillary reads HubPages and realises she still hasn't gotten rid of all the rivals for Bill's affections. You should take down this hub - you surely wouldn't want to distract her from her main task over these next few months? :)

Besides you couldn't really have picked an easier person to laugh at than Donald Trump could you? Outside of America the whole world laughs with incredulity when Donald throws his toys out of his pram. We just hope the laughing doesn't turn to shock, bewilderment and despair in November! Alun


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always exploring 5 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Greensleeves, I wouldn't consider taking this hub down, I had too much fun writing it and quite a few people enjoyed it as well. I must say that you have more to worry about in the UK with the fight going on to either remain or leave the European Union. We Americans keep up with your policies and fights, which to us is laughable at times. I think we'll still be laughing in November when Hillary is sworn in as our first woman president, and I might add, Bill will be by her side. Whooh, it can't get any better than that. Cheers....


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Greensleeves Hubs 5 months ago from Essex, UK

Really Ruby? I know it's a detour from the theme of your poem, but I've heard very little on American views on our referendum. I wonder what Americans make of it? As for your election, I really can't believe that the majority would vote for Trump in November. I do trust that sense will indeed prevail and that Hillary Clinton wins. She may not be everybody's cup of tea, but at least she's sane and she won't repel America's friends in the rest of the world :)


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always exploring 5 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Greensleeves Hubs. I must apologize. I thought you wanted me to take this hub down, now I see that you think Hillary would do a better job running our country. About the European Union. I see England withdrew and I guess it was the will of the working class. We are feeling the effect today, the stock market is down. Maybe it is a good move. From what I read your country is overrun with migrants. Perhaps the new leader will close the borders, that's what Trump wants to do here. I disagree. We are a nation of emigrants. I know terrorist are coming in, but there must be a better way to fix the problem. Thank you for coming back. I have enjoyed our conversation.


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Greensleeves Hubs 5 months ago from Essex, UK

That's OK Ruby! I figured my joke about taking down the hub had backfired, so I felt I ought to write that second comment just to check :)

Regarding immigrants (just one of the issues debated) the border won't be closed Trump-style. That is far too draconian and insular, and almost nobody would want to do that (we don't have any significant Trump-like politicians thankfully). The problem is that as members of the European Community, no Government has the right to prevent free movement by European Union citizens. In other words there is no limit on who or how many migrants come from Eastern European countries to the UK, seeking a better standard of living. The desire of those on the 'Leave' side is not to close the border, but to take back control over who can come to the UK. Don't worry - there will still be migrants and refugees admitted to the UK - the difference is that the UK will be able to decide who comes. (And unlike Trump it won't be based on race or religion). Hope that clarifies. Best wishes, Alun :)


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always exploring 5 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

Hello Greensleeves. Thank you for clearing that up for me. My neighbor and I talked last evening and she is worried about her 401k, thinking it will lose value because the stock market is reacting to the withdrawal of the UK from the Union. I think it's a wait and see situation. People react too quickly sometimes. I love the idea that the UK is color blind. We have a long way to go here in America until we realize we all are equal. Best Wishes....


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Shyron E Shenko 5 months ago

Ruby, Ruby my dear friend, we are all created equal in the eyes of God, but there are many men that no matter what they say are of the mindset that women are not their equal and when they immigrate to another country they plan and attempt to turn that country into the country they immigrated from.

Trump’s wall, I was listening to how Trump went to Scotland bought property and built a golf course. He tried to TAKE the property of neighbors by eminent-domain, when he was unsuccessful; he built a high wall and sent that neighbor the bill LOL

America never stopped being great, that is why all the other countries want to come here.

Blessings and Hugs my dear friend.


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always exploring 5 months ago from Southern Illinois Author

I agree Shyron. Trump will do anything for that dollar, including selling out America. People are not seeing the real man. His followers are mostly the people who has been left out of the economy. They see Trump as a savior. How very sad that is. He cares nothing about the poor. He wants power. The republican party hates him. I think it's funny in a way. The elite has ruled the GOP for years, now the poor rules the roost. LOL. Take care my friend..Hugs.

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