My psychic ability finally revealed!

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Modified from Ali at en.wikipedia (Original text: Not attributed) [Public domain], from Wikimedia Commons

I have been on hubpages for some time now...there is nothing too special about that except I have made lots of great friends but yet I have not really revealed my psychic abilities as a dog to anyone so I am about to do so.

How do I know this?

Because I am the one writing these sentences putting one word after another. How do I know it's me and not something in possession of me doing this?

Well check this out. I am about to write the word psychic!

See I did.

I'm now picking up that someone is reading this hub - they have eyes - am I right?

I honestly don't know where I got this ability but if you would like to come to one of my psychic stage shows I only charge $1,000 dollars a head.

See I can look into the future - I know it's a pretty incredible ability to have and to tell you the truth I don't know how I was born this way but I'm on the right track and that's all there is to it and as you read this I know you've got a face with a nose in the middle of it...

How do I know? - well, again - I just get these little tingles here and there on my body followed by visions...

OK listen up...I'm picking up a faint signal's getting closer...something to do with a banana spider...does that mean something..a banana spider and a d and an r and here comes a b and a j...

Hang on now I'm picking up that a comment is going to be left down the bottom of this hub - now I'm writhing around, it's an intense sensation - I'm frothing at the mouth and my computer screen is fogging up and out of the fog I'm seeing a figure approaching - it's saying to plug in the battery...

but I don't use a battery to get me going...I prefer coffee to electric shocks - Oh it's the battery that runs this psychic typing I'm doing here. Oh um - I better plug it in -

It worked!

My screen went bright - I knew it would!...

I did what I knew was coming and I knew I had to do it - otherwise the screen would have gone blank and I would have been going down a different future with different dead people talking to me...

So there you you know...

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Comments 11 comments profile image 4 years ago Author

Thanks Tracy - yes I was very excited to see another comment here and from someone with a sixth sense - how's it been treating you lately - as good as the other five? Good to see someone with a sixth sense dropping by especially with all the nonsense. LOL!

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Tracy Lynn Conway 4 years ago from Virginia, USA

I am sensing that you will be excited to see a comment on this hub, but I am not psychic like you, I just have a 6th sense about these things.

Very creative and funny! ~voted up~ profile image 4 years ago Author

Thanks for your drop by Rfordin!

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Rfordin 4 years ago from Florida

Very entertaining


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shea duane 5 years ago from new jersey

there goes that gift again! you are incrdible... profile image 5 years ago Author

Shea Duane - thanks so much - I really like non questioning people like yourself that just believe in me - very easy to control! I also notice that you've got two heads in your current avatar - that's great I usually offer a discount for the second head at my shows! profile image 5 years ago Author

Phew! @drbj - I've been sweating on your arrival here to confirm my premonition - you're the best - I can now justify $1,000 a head - by the way @justateacher - as you can see most people only use their head for avatars so it's extra for arms, legs and a body ($200ea)But not too worry a lot of people leave their heads at home at my shows.

@LadyE - I can arrange lottery numbers but not for 50/50 it would have to be 99/1 in my favor (I hope that puts you off asking again - because I don't like my chances- it wouldn't be a good career move to get them wrong LOL!)

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justateacher 5 years ago from Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Near Oz...

I bet you saw that I was going to write "Awesome Writing!" didn't you! I would pay $1000 to have you tell my future!

Voting up!

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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

Psychicdog, whether you are a spaniel or a retriever,

I have to admit that finally I am a believer.

How can you know that all?

Is it your crystal ball?

Or did you skip your medication and run a high fever?

No matter, no torment,

I loved every mo(r)ment.

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Lady_E 5 years ago from London, UK

Errrh.... Can you send me next weeks Lottery numbers for the UK please. We'll go 50/50. :)

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shea duane 5 years ago from new jersey

you really do have the gift! wow

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