My Diet Secret – Sh Don’t Tell (limerick)

Are you laughing at my socks?

My diet was going real well

That man in the mirror looked swell

That man couldn’t fail

My will would prevail

The lies bathroom scale tried to tell

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

They have scales on sale at WalMart; it's time for a new one. :) Thanks for my laugh of the night.

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

I only buy scales that lie to me....Mh...They are the best kind. And, woo the socks. Happy Friday evening, I needed this chuckle. Sending Angels your way... ps :)

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Sunny River 4 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

Very funny. Thanks for the smile. :)

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Minnetonka Twin 4 years ago from Minnesota

I am not laughing at those great socks~they bring back memories of days of old. Loved the poem which is very fitting at the holidays. UUGGHH! I don't use a scale anymore. Too depressing :-0

Voted up and hit all buttons.

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MarleneB 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

Ha! It sounds like you are referring to my bathroom scale. It is such a liar! I enjoyed this poem a lot and that's no lie. By the way, I really like the socks.

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Mike Robbers 4 years ago from London

The socks are really nice actually :)

Scales are indeed evil , they most of the times weigh us more than they should ;)

Good luck with you diet and thanks for the laugh ..

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Vellur 4 years ago from Dubai

I hate scales, they always tell the truth, they can sure try lying once in a while. Great limerick.

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Yes, lately I have been yelling out "You are kidding...." when I'v hopped on thr scales. This made me smile :o)

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Vincent Moore 4 years ago

I love your socks, I hate scales. I love your sense of humor, it is as colorful as those socks, I want a pair. Where do you buy them? lol

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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

Those scales should be subjected to a lie detector test, I bet they stop lying after that. I want those socks! :)

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Your socks are a hit. I want a pair too! Sassy scale for such lies!

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

The pounds need to be hastily shed

for holidays are near just ahead

Less food now ate

bland food no sate

rather be fat and happy instead

Great job, mh!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

I like those socks and your scale is probably got broken.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Wonderful humor just in time for Thanksgiving meals.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

I ' ain't ' ' gonna weigh until after Thanksgiving..Hee

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Baaaa...scales are for haven't owned one since i was a gymnast...i'm pretty sure i saw enough of scales to last a lifetime or 2..

if they don't lie - WE DO! lol

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mpropp 4 years ago from Minnesota

The title of your hub had me intrigued for sure! I need any diet secret I can get...but sadly, I hate scales! Very funny, short and sweet!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh, they all lie!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Fantastic and amusing.

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Ha! I have a lying scale too!

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