My Heater (limerick)

The cold is not getting me down

I have the best heater in town

My wife has a fit

And tells me to quit

The smells I emit make her frown

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billybuc 11 months ago from Olympia, WA

Always great fun!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 11 months ago from Riga, Latvia

That brought a huge smile.

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Vellur 11 months ago from Dubai

Tough for the wife!! LOL!!

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aviannovice 11 months ago from Stillwater, OK

Cause for divorce?

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