My Pole Dancer (limerick)

This Pole Dancer she was with me

All other men must pay her fee

Still I must confess

My family’s stress

But Polish dance lessons aren’t free

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I literally laughed out loud at this one. Well done! I refuse to stoop so low and make comments about greasing the pole.

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

LOL... good one... voted up!

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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

I LOVE IT! I had peanuts in my mouth as I laughed to this. Good, I managed to stop "some" peanut pieces from bursting right on your hub or your hub will be a mess, I mean my laptop screen, lol.

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FalconSays 4 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

Please tell me next time you are going to post my picture on the internet. And I want a cut of the hub-money :-0

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Heha you know how to make me laugh!

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Did someone say I was almost afraid to read this? Ditto!

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Hahaha.... Polish... Pole.... Very funny, MH! Great one..... Voting up and awesome!

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Very clever :o) I did not see that pun coming! Happy dance 'lessons'!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Oh how brilliant Mhatter and here's to so many more to follow.

Have a wonderful day.


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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Another great chuckle.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Too funny! Now I see what I've been missing!

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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

Love it! Your limericks make me smile. :-)

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

I betcha knew, Mhatter, that I would love this one! I did and I do.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Polish can be taken two ways, eh?

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa,,LOVE it!

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

It's all in the mind, or should it be in the word? Naughty but clever.

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Rob Winters 4 years ago

You have a real knack for these limericks.Up & Funny :-)

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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

. . . Pole-ish dance lessons, indeed! hahahaha. Clever!

So when do we get to see the u-tube of your performance, Martin? (If you sell this limerick, you can afford the lessons!)

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

You are so clever. Loved this. I needed a good laugh today. :)

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Polka anyone?

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Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

lol.. crazy good ...:)

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

good twist! always enjoyable!!!!!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York


And neither are the Irish dance lessons!

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DREAM ON 4 years ago

Funny as ever.Thanx for sharing.

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