My Wife Knew How To End All Fights (limerick)

Whenever I’d go off berserk

My wife simply sat with a smirk

For scenes of faint hearted

Were quickly departed

As sleeping pills started to work

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

Another funny one! I love your choice of picture for this one. The Honeymooners are perfect with this limerick :-)

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Love it!! Yep, those sleeping pills will do the trick.


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b. Malin 3 years ago

Both FUNNY and Cute...Great Picture too!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Good idea!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Brilliant! Now...all i need is those pills..lolxx

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Denise Handlon 3 years ago from North Carolina

Funny! I always enjoy your limericks. :)

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

That's one way to calm down! Funny limerick!

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FSamuel 16 months ago

Hehehehe, I love it.

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