My Wife’s Favorite Perfume (limerick)

My Eyes!

This perfume wife bought by the case

To help keep my passions in place

As night came our way

And I felt like play

She’d apply a spray of her mace

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

That would kill any frisky feelings I might have! :) Great fun!

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

nice. I agree:)

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epigramman 4 years ago

Is that your wife? She's almost as hot as the Love Doctor, almost.

You obviously have a lot of twists and turns in your writing like that Epi fellow from lake erie -lol- so we must have a mutual admiration society going here .... you are the master I would say of the surprise and the limerick - please check out Gus the Redneck - he just did a funny one on Haikus .....lake erie time 11:22pm on a cold winter night

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That a real knock out scent!

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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

Hm sounds like a damper on both. lol Well done.

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

That should put you off the scent LOL :-))

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Food for thought - nothing like a surprise knock out...

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

giggles. Thanks for the morning laugh.

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

I love keep me laughing. Too cool...I guess that is what I needed to have. :) sending Angels your way ps

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Amy Becherer 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Awww, that's not nice! But, it is funny...

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elle64 4 years ago from Scandinavia

You are so good at writing, love and light

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Daughter Of Maat 4 years ago from Rural Central Florida

ha ha ha... that gives me a GREAT idea!!! :D

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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

Guess her purpose for the case of it "to keep (your) passions in place" was well served, huh? But a case of it? You rascal, you!

Oh, wow. This is just TOO funny! You're a genius.

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cat on a soapbox 4 years ago from Los Angeles

Your wife gives a whole new meaning to the term "burning love"- lol.

I'm crying right along with you!

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

Foiled again...That perfume will get you every time!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

So much for passion...

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

great!...wife's brand perfume.. thats ever lasting & your very own!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHaHa,You are soo funny..

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

You got me again. Crazy!

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ImKarn23 4 years ago thinks she loves you NOT! darkly adorable, M!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Wow say no more!!! Ha ha !! A brilliant share once again Mhatter.

Thank you so much for sharing all.


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Always get such a good laugh out of your humorous rants!

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Beware of the woman who is armed! Mace? For you? Huh????

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

guess she wasn't in the mood!

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