My Wife’s New Pet (limerick)

My wife said she wanted a pet

Something of Joy in times of fret

To help ease the tone

When she felt alone

(So) I bought her her own TV set


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bravewarrior 2 years ago from Central Florida

Sometimes TV is a girl's best friend!


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travmaj 2 years ago from australia

Good thinking, not much upkeep and doesn't need walking and feeding...


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MizBejabbers 2 years ago

Nah, shoulda got her a dog.


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grand old lady 2 years ago from Philippines

A stack of her favorite movies would go well with it. Lol.


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breakfastpop 2 years ago

At least she won't have to buy pet food!


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vkwok 2 years ago from Hawaii

Saves money from the vet!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

At least cats and dogs give wet kisses


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vocalcoach 2 years ago from Nashville Tn.

The perfect pet. And it can be turned off anytime:)


Madge 24 months ago

Thanks for shirang. What a pleasure to read!

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