Nature Calling


I’m here again at my home

Nature is calling therefore I’m heading straight to the bathroom

With my newspaper, several books, laptop and my cellphone

Just for extra entertainment and a backup device

Just in case I need to call my wife to get me some more toilet paper


Isn’t it the most amazing place to stay?

Peace and quiet…

A little stinky after a pass

But a few flush and a fan…the smell won’t last

Sitting here for quite a while

Still reading the newspaper…

My leg is getting numb

While the sound of the bathroom fan hum


My stomach start churning and bladder is bursting

Pushing could be an extra help

Oh I’m sweating…extra calories I’m burning

“Oh boy!” I say putting down my newspaper, laptop, and phone

Squeezing my stomach, hoping for it to come out

It ripped through my anus, OW!


Therefore my bathroom reeks

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soufien 5 years ago

hello chanroth its awsome i like it


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chanroth 5 years ago from California, USA Author

Hi Soufien, Thanks! :)


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anndavis25 5 years ago from Clearwater, Fl.

All those sounds could be from a woman....having a baby. Voted funny


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chanroth 5 years ago from California, USA Author

Hi Anndavis, after reading your comment, I took the Wo out of the word woman and imagining a man giving birth. LOL! Thank you!


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Aceblogs 5 years ago from India

haha it is very well written and funny , really liked it :)


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makusr 5 years ago from India

chanroth,

Greetings from MAKUSR. That's why I like HP. Everybody is having a ball here and playing it too. A very strange but unique idea.

Lots of Love,

MAKUSR


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raciniwa 5 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

hahaha...now you're revealing my habit...anyway just a book or my cellphone...


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chanroth 5 years ago from California, USA Author

Hi aceblogs,makusr,and raciniwa, thank you. @raciniwa lol...you made my day! Thanks! ^_^

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