I’m here again at my home
Nature is calling therefore I’m heading straight to the bathroom
With my newspaper, several books, laptop and my cellphone
Just for extra entertainment and a backup device
Just in case I need to call my wife to get me some more toilet paper
Isn’t it the most amazing place to stay?
Peace and quiet…
A little stinky after a pass
But a few flush and a fan…the smell won’t last
Sitting here for quite a while
Still reading the newspaper…
My leg is getting numb
While the sound of the bathroom fan hum
My stomach start churning and bladder is bursting
Pushing could be an extra help
Oh I’m sweating…extra calories I’m burning
“Oh boy!” I say putting down my newspaper, laptop, and phone
Squeezing my stomach, hoping for it to come out
It ripped through my anus, OW!
Therefore my bathroom reeks
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