Naughty Sexy Quotes & Funny Sexy Sayings

Funny Sexy Quotes & Naughty Sexy Sayings

Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Elizabeth Browning Funny Sexy Quotes

The best feelings are those that have no words to describe them...." - Michelle Hammersley Naughty Sexy Sayings

If you were my homework i'd do you everyday in every possible way.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

We lie in each other's arms eyes shut and fingers open and all the colors of the world pass through our bodies like strings of fire." - Marge Piercy

You being in my arms, heart by heart feels like our love would never end.
Valentin Gonzalez

Without love our life is a ship without a rudder like a body without a soul

Love is a flint that sparks a flame that will either flicker and burn out or continue with a warming glow

You're nothing short of my everything - Ralph Block

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden of eden.

I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute.

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.

Hearts are not had as a gift,
But hearts are earned… ~Source : William Butler Yeats

Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much
Romantic sayings by Zora Neale Hurston

Love is a hole in the heart

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven ~Source : Karen Sunde

The sage said, "The best thing is not to hate anyone, only to love. That is the only way out of it. As soon as you have forgiven those whom you hate, you have gotten rid of them. Then you have no reason to hate them; you just forget

The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end ~Source : Benjamin Disraeli's hankering love quotes

There is no instinct like that of the heart
Romantic sayings by Lord Byron

Why do we set such high standards for people
when we know the one true love is always
going to be the exception? Love Quotes by Anonymous

You should always be careful on how you choose your friends because they are the ones that will back you up one day
~Source : Anonymous's hankering love quotes

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Sexy sayings 7 years ago

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XxcicixX 7 years ago

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

loveable 6 years ago

i think sexy mean the way a person look or that way u can call some when u really love them nd want to make them happy...and also think their sexy if no one think that then u think that u think that person is sexy cuz u love that person..i thing sexy goes with the person u love it is not just a mean it a words that have a mean..u should not say it if u o not mean it..,3 that wat some people think./.

sexy 6 years ago

If some one sexy we can call her or she as sexy

ToyboxCharley 6 years ago

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns

toyboxcharley 6 years ago


Giggz superstar 6 years ago

Love is all around even in bad tym or gud that's y god created it so that we knew the reasn to lve

ashleyyyyzzzz 6 years ago

i think that being called sexy by your boyfriend is really nice to here every once in awhile but i think that i would probably rather be called beautiful it means a lot more i love being called seexy every once in awhile cause it makes me feel good but still beautiful is better to hear when your sad but only say it if you mean it love ya xoxo ash

Brittney Cavallari 6 years ago

These suck.

sara 6 years ago

I love being call beautiful but when i dressed up then i like to be called sexy or in the bedroom lol

redhot butterfly 6 years ago

i love being called sexy it boost my confidence

Zachery Dazz 6 years ago

Your first love will never be forgotten.

Chaar 6 years ago

I think theese are alright like bur this is a gdgd one bur a lill bit chesse

if I had to choose between loving you and breathing

I'd use my last breath to say I love yoou

how about that then xx?

ashar 6 years ago

i luv gurlz havin attitude.....

PsychoZmH 6 years ago

Hello, my name is Shower. turn me on and ill make you wet. ;)

Dating Sites Palooza 6 years ago

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

About Dating: My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.

hippiebitch 6 years ago

hiya, i'm amber

make me wet and ill give you a night you'll never forget ;)

Tashaa  6 years ago

Lick it, stick it and put your finger in it

sexy307 6 years ago

if u were my tv i would flip through ur channels (:

MszFancyFla 6 years ago

if you like someone why not let them know you feeling them...time is so little that's something you can't get dnt mean you sweating them it just mean you know what you want and you just reaching out. Who wants to find out later on in the relationship that you dnt like them.

vicky 6 years ago

sex in loveship is an outstanding experience in our life. atleast do it one time in ur life.

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ANGEL 6 years ago

PEOPLE! Learn how to spell. For crying out loud!

it's barbiee bitches 5 years ago

i dnt like these...

Cdizzle. 5 years ago

If i were to ever buy a race horse, i would name it My Face. That way, when people bet on my horse they would be like COME ON MY FACE!!! :)

jenny 5 years ago

they said i'm sexy but only you can make it true^^

jazzy 5 years ago

that funny

babe boo 5 years ago

a girls legs are her best friend but the best of friends must part

Naughty Quotes 5 years ago

I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy.

Kylie Minogue

I think Australians do well here because we feel a bit naughty, like we're in America and if they only knew how much fun we were having, we'd all get thrown out, you know.

Melissa George

I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed without any dinner. But people used to bring me things: I was better fed in bed.

Diane Cilento

I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.

Macaulay Culkin

Funny Sexy Quotes  5 years ago

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. (George Burns)

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. (R. D. Laing)

I know love and lust don't always keep the same company. (Stephenie Meyer)

quotes 5 years ago

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow,

yet we forget that he is someone today. ~Source : Stacia Tauscher's cherishing love quotes

Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it

Romantic sayings by Boris Pasternak

Love enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of you partner's hand, knowing they will be handled with care

Love Quotes by Carl S. Avery

It is wrong to think that love comes from long

companionship and persevering courtship.

Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity

and unless that affinity is created in a moment,

it will not be created for years or even generations. ~Source : Kahlil Gibran's cherishing love quotes

appreciation  5 years ago

Love is a fire. But whether it is going

to warm your heart or burn down your house,

you can never tell. Love Quotes by Joan Crawford

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage

~Source : Lao Tzu's appreciation love quotes

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than it was because he was he and I was I

Romantic sayings by Michel Montaigne

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. Love Quotes by Ambrose Bierce

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them

~Source : Steve Martin's appreciation love quotes

Landers 5 years ago

You are always new. The last of your kisses was ever the sweetest…

Romantic sayings by John Keats

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.

Love Quotes by Lao Tzu

If you're lucky you can get a second chance with the one you love.

Sometimes luck isn't enough. ~Source : Anonymous's wedding love quotes

With love and patience, nothing is impossible

Romantic sayings by Daisaku Ikeda

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it’s not enough. Love Quotes by Ann Landers

Wordsworth 5 years ago

Wherever you go, go with all your heart

Romantic sayings by Anonymous

I was married by a judge.

I should have asked for a jury. Love Quotes by Groucho Marx

If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will

~Source : Anonymous's cute movie love quotes

Love rules the court, the camp, the grove, and men below, and saints above: For love is heaven, and heaven is love

Romantic sayings by Walter Scott

The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person's life

Love Quotes by William Wordsworth

Manish 5 years ago

Sex is like a thousand horses gallopping together in sync and rhythm and when the burst happens it is like a music divine. if any female in mumbai wants to experience the gallopping of the thousand horses u can reach me at karanshah at indiatimes dot com. i am 37 male from mumbai

Say my name 5 years ago

Legs r a girls best friend, but the must part a couple times ;)

Tripple Scorpio 5 years ago

Intimacy far surpasses what you think sexy might be.In my humble opinion

Robert Griffith

Tripple Scorpio 5 years ago

Reach across the universe

Hold no boundaries

Life is to short to just settle for

So take my hand

Close your eyes

and begin to dream

For I am a dreamer

And dreams do come true....

Robert Griffith

My 1st poem to my high school sweetheart I wrote it in her yearbook in 1986

love 5 years ago

its OK but not that much nice also

sexy mini 5 years ago

please stop this non-sense here. they sucks unaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah to all the dashing boys.SOMEONE IS THINKING ABOUT SEX OK ........Its me Yaar Bye!!!!!!!!!!

sexy mini 5 years ago

now i understood these all are nice but they really SUCKS i am really SORRY to say that BYE SEXY LOL

ZUBER 5 years ago


ZUBER 5 years ago


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zuber 5 years ago

Thank You yaar!!! u tooooooooooooooo swietyyyyyyyyyyy

sexy mini 5 years ago

u tooooooooooooooooo !!! NOW BYE !!! OK !!!

ZUBER 5 years ago


sexy mini 5 years ago

miss u tooooooo bye

zuber 5 years ago

but i miss u tooo much then u ok

sexy mini 5 years ago

ok u won !!! now bye

shubham gaur 5 years ago

i luv u not because of u r mine bt because.....i'll think it over n den tell u

sexy mini 5 years ago


jas 5 years ago

nice quotes and nice comments guys keep it up boys

CHEVELLE 5 years ago


Mizz better den u 5 years ago

Women on this site who say dirty things quit bieng hideous on the inside sex is part of life yes but it doesn't get u nowhere but pregnant to be honest most hot girls are sex addicts kts harious keep on bieng baleimic

krhz 5 years ago

Love these comments!!!

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mad 5 years ago

i would gamise all you sexy things

linda 5 years ago

U guys are silly LOL

linda 5 years ago

U guys are silly LOL

Kayla 5 years ago

Loved You Once, Love You Still; Always Have, Always Will.

Alee dee 5 years ago

Sex is dangerous, it can leave u desolate, so watch out!

usman 5 years ago

add me on fb

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Sandy 5 years ago

I say I don’t sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don’t sleep with happily married men.... i do mean it....

add me on fb

laksh 5 years ago

shy on the streets !!!!

sexy inside the sheets !!!

grate 5 years ago

These are lame

nik 5 years ago

love is sweet and the night is long

darkness has set in.. so please carry on!

hhh 5 years ago

shut uo lol

Shaggah 5 years ago

Love is love wen u love 2 love and be loved

sexy 84 5 years ago

these are so damn corny lolzzzzzzzz

Yo momma! 4 years ago


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sinner 4 years ago

add me on fb . .

tessu charles 4 years ago

dey say am sexxxxy but only u cn make it true...yaaaaah

alexa 69 69 4 years ago

hey daddy can i talk to you? daddy im only 17but i know what just to do!

lexa 4 years ago


minmin 77_77 4 years ago

lucky to have bf that call me sexy~~!

i love it~! 4 years ago

hello ladies

looking for male frnds?/??

akhil 4 years ago

People come and go, but you and I will stay together, forever.

Andrew 3 years ago

Roses are red, ur a** is fine, I'll be ur 6 If u be my 9.... ;)

Roses are red, lungi is green, ill show u my pipe, if u know wht I mean...

kortney 23 months ago

Love long. Love hard. Never miss the opportunity to say I love you to the person you cherish most. Because one day you might wake up and they aren't there anymore.

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