New Meaning To One Track Mind (limerick)

Dear wife was beginning to show

Was time for her husband to know

She’s pregnant of course

His mind of a horse

Thought eating was source of her woe

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John Sarkis 2 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

Funny - excellent!

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jhamann 2 years ago from Reno NV

Ooooo bad mistake! Jamie

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ashelladyhawke 2 years ago from California

As always you find humor in some of the most off the wall places. Love it.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

The truth will come out in nine month.

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vkwok 2 years ago from Hawaii

You can't hide the truth forever!

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