Next Time We’re Taking A Cab (limerick)

My wife shouted my car won’t budge

Get out fool and give it a nudge

A fight in a store

Had broke into war

And soon I bore more than a grudge

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Funny one.

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Ericdierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Next time, whether dark or light,

Take a cab and avoid a fight.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Hee Hee..

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Next Time We’re Taking A Cab great one!

dotti juris 3 years ago

funny....enjoyed this....hugs and thank you

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ImKarn23 3 years ago


you do have wifey issues, eh, M?


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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas


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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

:) Maybe she ' accidentally on purpose ' forget to take the handbrake off and just wanted to see you sweat

All the Best,


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carol3san 3 years ago from Hollywood Florida


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Hilariously clever!

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

or perhaps drive separately?

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Great work!

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