Nibiru the Destroyer a Limerick

Nibiru The Destroyer

Will humanity Ascend before the Destroyer makes an appearance, stay tuned.
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Nibiru

Chillin' Like A Vilian!
Chillin' Like A Vilian! | Source

A Cat Named Nibiru

There once was a cat named Nibiru, named after a planet no one could see,

It arrived in our solar system quite unexpectedly.

It was quite a shock,

To see such a big rock,

Appear in our skies so suddenly.


The people of Earth felt great fear,

To see the Destroyer appear.

The Earth began to quake,

Its volcanoes to belch and shake.

The people of Earth were confused because their Leaders didn't tell them when Nibiru was near.


Their fate was now in God's hand,

And soon Darkness fell on the land.

As the Oceans and Seas rose with a howl,

The weather and mood grew quite foul.

Because most people knew, they hadn't a clue, the hand they played like an ostrich afraid was to bury their head in the sand.


The Leaders knew what was coming,

And so set about their tasks with secrecy and cunning.

For decades they knew when Nibiru would arrive,

So they dug Deep Underground Military Bases just so they could stay alive.

The truth of their fear was quite stunning because they couldn't forgive themselves for hiding and running.


Of course, the Leaders knew, if their secret ever got out,

The people would run riot and shout.

Because there is bliss in living in ignorance,

They endeavored to entertain them with due diligence.

A very few got wise with a clue, knowing their fate was sad but true but when they tried to get the word out, they were laughed at with ridicule and doubt.


There was a website called ZetaTalk,

That predicted the path humans might someday walk.

The Debunkers cried it was poo, poo,

And those less vulgar just plain old woo, woo,

The few that trusted their hearts, knew ZetaTalk was just playing its part, pitied all those who would ridicule and mock.


Bold Nostadamus and Cayce of old,

Foretold of a future dark and cold.

When ZetaTalk turned out to be right,

Many were in a state of fright, in fear of their terrible plight.

The Leaders wanted to grow old, so they conspired to censor the truth, so bold and the Climate Change story they told.


The lesson to be learned here is self evident,

Listening to Leaders with good intent, is not always wise or prevalent.

They could have come forward many years ago,

To reveal the fate of our World with all and show what they know.

Then we could all have spent our days without living in a chemtrail haze and know that Gods love is what life meant.

Nibiru

Nibiru is a furry beast and also the destroyer of worlds.
Nibiru is a furry beast and also the destroyer of worlds. | Source

The Reason For My Limerick

This is my first attempt at a Limerick,

To keep it clean and to rhyme is no easy trick.

Another Hub Writer inspired me to write this,

But the comment he left, was a dis not a kiss.

Insult I did try to inflict, realizing too late that my revenge and hate only made my mind sick.


My Mother always told me, if you don't have anything nice to say,

Keeping your mouth shut is the proper way.

This lesson also applies to the written word,

And learning this over and over again, is I'm sure, quite absurd.

So the next time I feel the need to make like an ass and bray, I should just say thee nay and load my pie-hole up with hay.


I don't know why I let another's words bother me so much,

But letting go of my anger is like a crutch.

It never does any good to retaliate,

But having done it so much in the past, I think it must be fate.

I know one day I will learn and my other cheek I will turn, facing my fear in the clutch will teach me much to harness my anger and such.


After all I don't write to make everyone happy,

And I know my grammar can be quite crappy.

But it is my passion to write with a flair,

And sometimes my words come out quite true and fair.

So in the future when red is all I can see, I think I should go climb a tree or just take a nappy!


But hey once you get the hang of this rhyme stuff,

The verses don't seem all that tough.

So what started out as a learning experience,

Like MC Hammer, I know you can't touch this.

Please forgive my limericks, for I know that you only reap what you sow but try as I might, I see no end in sight, to know when enough is enough.


Because once I began to show it,

It became clear that I was born to be a poet and just didn't know it.

My mind has overflowed with pure joy,

Like a little boy with his favorite new toy.

A whole new Universe has opened up for me, when I do it, because there is no more anger and fear when I spew it.


So in the future when you disagree with me,

And have a need to leave a stinging commentary.

You should know the truth in my heart,

Is that I view your words like a loud, smelly fart.

And try as you might to damage and slight, we both know that your words are just show and your literary skills are really no match for me.

Any Questions?

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fpherj48 profile image

fpherj48 19 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

OMG....LOL! You're too damned adorable. Now THIS is the way to fight back.

When you want to punch back just do better..

Looks like you've got it down to the letter

I say with a smile that I'm really so proud

As I read this great poem you spoke loudly & clear

If my arms could just fly I'd be near.

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blue....You become a better man every single day.......

Sending you hugs G'night & sweet dreams.......Love, Paula

~~~~~~~ BOOM BABY!!~~~~~~~LMAO!~~~~~~


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DzyMsLizzy 19 months ago from Oakley, CA

There was a young writer on Hub Pages,

Who tried to educate folks for the ages;

Trouble was, the truth was negated

By those not wanting to be educated.

Alas, that poor writer of Hub Pages.

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;-) Voted up and funny!


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somethgblue 19 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

It should be standard operating procedure,

When Limerick's are read and commented on at your leisure.

For the verse to be sublime,

You know its gotta rhyme,

So if you can't keep time and are a nonbeliever,

Keep you comments in the freezer so you mind won't have a seizure!

Yo, I think I have limerick fever . . . !


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fpherj48 19 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

OMG! What next??!! Better take a nap, blue! This sort of deep thought and research will tire you terribly!


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MizBejabbers 19 months ago

Blue, your poetry is slick

It rhymes and has uptick

But lines are plenty,

You have too many,

So it is no limerick.

I like your poetry and your thoughts.

Love you,

Miz B.


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somethgblue 19 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

Technically your right MizBeJabbers,

and I don't feel you pointing this out makes you a backstabber.

But since Somethgblue is always right,

And I don't want to start a fight.

Then I will simply consider your comment silly jibber jabber.


Joshtheplumber 19 months ago

Let them go underground, blue. They only think they know what awaits them down there ;-)

Ok- I've said enough


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somethgblue 18 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

To comment on this Hub you must be rhythmic, my son,

So please join us in our fun.

Although your comment is well said,

The rhyme is flat and dead.

I hope you at least try to make your comments fly and that I have cleared up any misunderstanding or confusion.


Joshtheplumber 18 months ago

Very well.

In the bowels of hell I met Blue

I tested his heart and it's true

I beat my drum and no one would come

For to be alive I have not a clue.

That's a limerick :P


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fpherj48 18 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Josh the plumber, you're not playing the game

You need to be wild..not tame

If you can't play along

I say "Off with His Head"

You may as well just stay in bed!

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You're not listening dear Mr. plumber

Blue is smart but you're dumber

Now don't take offense, because you can see

Only so many words will rhyme, don't you see?


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somethgblue 18 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

That's the spirit,

To rhyme is divine and I'm so glad to hear it.

But you know for a Limerick to be true,

Line five must rhyme with lines one and two.

So get with the program Heffer so that your Limericks will have true merit.


Joshtheplumber 18 months ago

Blue asked for my light to shine

I kicked and I screamed and I whined

You think you want wild

You're safer with mild

For what I have is not divine


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fpherj48 18 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Look BLUE....It's EFFER, not HEFFER!

I am not a cow and will not be EVER

Do you understand mon ami?

I did not look up the "rules," you see!

You miss my mistakes now or never!!

I do not write limericks, only haiku

Be a nice guy & I'll write one for you!

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ROFLMAO!! This is getting so silly, I can't stop laughing.

How mature are we?? LMAO


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somethgblue 18 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

It may be EFFER but that is not as clever,

So I prefer to use bovinian slang and affectionately refer to you as Heffer.

I know your not a cow, its true,

Or a big fat sow but when I try to use your nickname all I can do is mooo!

Forgive me the rhymes you see, when they are tough as leather and instead just put the blame, not on me but the lousy weather.


fpherj48 profile image

fpherj48 18 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

You refer to me as Heffer, cause you are a BULL

Your fantasies run rampant, your mind is so full

But you really do scare me, be careful my friend

What you wish may just happen to you in the end

Cause then you will find that Heffer's not bashful!

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LOL.......LOL.......LOL......LOCK YOUR DOORS!


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somethgblue 18 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

Most of my neighbors are cows and live in a pasture,

Countyfying a city kid is not that a big of a disaster.

Its true my fantasies of you fill my mind with joy,

And you will always be my favorite imaginary toy.

But I prefer to think of you as my love slave Master!


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fpherj48 18 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Oh my, but your mind's gone wild, sweet blue

Me a master and you my love slave? Say again, WHO?

Imaginations are great and make us smile

Then reality shakes us after a while.

I'd rather be kind & gentle & loving to you.


Joshtheplumber 18 months ago

These pastures are ripe with the foul stench of greed

Closets and barns stuffed with things we don't need

Mocking jays may nest in your place for the night

And take what they need for the next day's flight

Should you be a true servant of one

You're never in danger- you've already won

But if you have fallen to seven of sins

It will not be me whom you allow in

I am a creature of peace and long life

It is to Michael I have given the knife

I have more to write- my story's not complete

Learn my odd ways and no longer compete

For God gives to all in their hour of need

All we require for us to succeed

No more and no less- our faith must be true

This is MY message to all and to you


fpherj48 profile image

fpherj48 18 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Huh?? Josh, make up your mind. Are you a plumber or a preacher? Oh well, nice limerick....but blue told me line five should rhyme with the 1st 2.....I think you broke a rule! LOL


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somethgblue 18 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

Rules are meant to be broken I say,

Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law is my rule today.

We all march to the beat of our own drum,

But this does not make us, foul pond scum.

Verily I say to thee, proud and bold, I'd rather be a rebel and disobey!


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fpherj48 18 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Wait a second blue! Must only I follow the rules? That's not fair. I'm not playing anymore. Taking my little red wagon and going home. I'll be back another day....... :)


Joshtheplumber 18 months ago

I'm the messiah. These rules are not mine

Drink if you like the finest of wine

Crap on the rules, with all that you've got

Our father forgives, Mother Nature does not.


Joshtheplumber 18 months ago

1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.

2. Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.

3. Unite humanity with a living new language.

4. Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.

5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.

6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.

7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.

8. Balance personal rights with social duties.

9. Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.

10. Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.


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somethgblue 18 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

I see you've been guided to Georgia where wisdom is scribed in stone,

Are you hoping the NWO will throw you a bone?

Wisdom lives in the heart, you see,

To be or not to be.

And If you find the courage to seek it there all will be known!


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somethgblue 18 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

Say it is not so, my little Rosebud,

Leaving your stud alone to to stew and chew his cud.

Our love has no rules that Law can contain,

Your departure is stain upon my heart, making me insane (in the membrane).

But when we speak again, your love will flood my blood.


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fpherj48 18 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

ROFLMAO!........Of course I knew you would come for me my Hero! LMAO. That's enough! I can't continue this. You're too quick and funny for me!


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somethgblue 18 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

I went back made sure all the verses were five lines and true,

So that all the pure limerick fanatics could not disparage somethgblue.

I didn't think it was really that big of a deal,

But didn't want to hear their whining schmeal.

So now everything is shiny and brand new.


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fpherj48 18 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

I agree young stud. Hey, I have gone from a heffer to a rosebud.....what more can a woman ask for?? How lucky am I! LOL! THIS is crazy, blue.


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somethgblue 18 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

It was a reference to an old movie, Citizen Kane

Orson Welles named his red wagon 'Rosebud', and I just couldn't refrain.

Hope your feeling better tomorrow,

Knowing your illing is such sweet sorrow.

I don't know how much more of this rhyming I can sustain.


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fpherj48 18 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

blue.....I had no idea that "illing" was a word.....but it IS! You're just one education after another. I have some advice though...........enough with the limericks, yeah? BTW...I do feel better, but still sore to the touch :(


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somethgblue 18 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

Since this is my Hub you see,

I always get the last word, cuz its all about me!

Thanks for the kind words on my latest,

Perhaps it will discourage those literary sadists, I hatest!

I look forward to your comments you see, knowing they will set my soul free!!!


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mybrianthe fixer 14 months ago from Northern Ireland sometimes feels like Earth

I hopped on a page

It seems an age

Each day something new

From Somethblue

Have I found my Sage.


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mybrianthe fixer 14 months ago from Northern Ireland sometimes feels like Earth

Non Limerick comment. From a Paddy in Ireland hope this is allowed.

Only wanted to say hi

I'll be here till you sigh

Within you is my heart

Right from the start

I'll always be Bri.


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somethgblue 14 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

While your rhymes might not be grand,

Limericks are not for everyone, so I understand.

But considering your from Ireland,

and Limerick was built on an island on the river Shannon by a Viking band.

Then I must take a stand and demand that you try again but do apologize for my reprimand!


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mybrianthe fixer 14 months ago from Northern Ireland sometimes feels like Earth

I found blue spreading the word about sphere nibiru

Though I'm probably going mad I've found the clue.

Look at within look around

Listen to that becoming sound

Feel don't fear hear the word for you TRUE


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somethgblue 14 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

To feel is to see this is true,

I resonate with your words and see their hue, their color is vidid like somethgblue.

The sound is silence felt from within,

Lifting my wings I caress the wind.

Embracing my fear and not fearing the end allows me the serenity to make a spiritual break through . . .


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mybrianthe fixer 14 months ago from Northern Ireland sometimes feels like Earth

Five lines say nine nine five five then nine

All Rosebuds and Studs must get on the line

Prose and rhyme to Limerick

Anything else is a gimmick

I'm a fixer not a trixter with heart sublime


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somethgblue 14 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

Thatz the spirit,

Thine Limerick doth have merit.

The answer is a sled named Rosebud,

Yet the question is as clear as hose-mud.

When the heart is sublime and the Limerick is in tyme, you have no choice but to share it!


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fpherj48 14 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

OMG!

This is where you are! in the Valley of Limerick, blue,

But when you have disinformation writing to do??

Well OK, a genius must have fun now and then

so you've started this rhyming again & again.

It's hard to ignore so I have to implore

Will you Trick or Treat at my door?


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somethgblue 14 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

I will appear as a sprite,

Like a thief in the night.

Do I trick, do I treat,

Do I creep on silent feet.

Dare to beware but do not to take flight from my awe-inspiring sight!


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Perspycacious 13 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

For rhyming there's seldom a cure.

No matter the delicate doer.

A plumber's best rhyme

need not take so much time.

After all, it starts in a sewer.


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Perspycacious 13 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

Where is Mhatter99 when all this fun is going on?


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somethgblue 13 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

I'm glad you stopped by Perspycacious,

You rhyming was achieved with no fuss, a major plus.

I've been reading The Secret of the Dark Stars by Anton Parks,

His interpretation of Genesis could lead to controversial sparks.

Reading your articles on the subject now seem to be a must!


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mybrianthe fixer 13 months ago from Northern Ireland sometimes feels like Earth

Dark star Nibiru is missing

Though blind today you'l see

Cabal underground, ther cities are unbound, will be hissing

Don't fear, times near, our souls will be free

Nibiru the cat and me


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somethgblue 13 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

Whoops, for a Limerick to work lines one, two and five must rhyme, you see.

Not one and three.

To get into the flow,

the arrangement must be so.

So you see the question really is . . . To Be Or Not To Be?


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mybrianthe fixer 13 months ago from Northern Ireland sometimes feels like Earth

Nibiru the cat and me

No owner hanging out, free

The cabal digging in but not for very long

Soon we will hear their begging pitiful soulless song

Rejoice with the cat GLEE.


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somethgblue 13 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

The Nibster is chillin' like a villian,

While his provider does his limerick spillin'.

Oh yeah, The Cabal thinks they will prevail,

Just like the myth of the Holy Grail.

But we both know their evil days are numbered cuz the world is not willin' to endure their endless killin'!


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mybrianthe fixer 13 months ago from Northern Ireland sometimes feels like Earth

Myth Holy grail is true

You know better Mr blue

The knowledge of one is ingrained in our heart

That Grail is within the fear keeps it apart

Love for all soon due


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mybrianthe fixer 13 months ago from Northern Ireland sometimes feels like Earth

Nibiru the cat passes thru

To make all things new

Who will be left I hope it's the kids

A bright wonderful future no slips and no skids

Eden again and nothing askew


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somethgblue 8 months ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee Author

The only skids will be in their undies, I'm sure

But not with Nibiru the cat cause he has butt fur.

For a New Golden Age begins

With Full Disclosure everyone wins,

But take heed, we are in need of planting the truth seed, kind sir!

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