Stress ? Strife ?... Not in My Life...

Oh thank heaven for 711...naught !

WHAT A COINCIDENCE..."711 " ?
WHAT A COINCIDENCE..."711 " ? | Source

A Pinstriped suit can be costly...however... this one was "free "


I hear the economy is bad ,and getting worse each day...

Although , it hasn't affected me in any way..

I can even keep Kosher if I choose..

So who cares , what do I have to lose ?...

I get three meals a day ,and sometimes even a snack...

Clean clothes everyday , I put on my back..

I choose to exercise as a daily routine..

And believe you me, it keeps me lean..

My quarters are small..but after all..

There is a Community room with a 80 inch color TV...

With a place for family and friends who choose to visit me...

Healthcare ? not a problem , because you see..

I don't need insurance , like thee...

Problem with teeth...rectified

Education, Degree, I can even be certified..

because unlike you, who lives outside..

you need to work to survive...

Now I'm a part of the system you see..

I have it much easier than any of thee..

As I broke the law and now pay the price..

but I'm still better off than you and your lousy life....


** Believe it or not this poem was prompted by a newspaper article on the conditions of...

" todays prisons " ....


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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

Wow! This is a great poem and sadly, true. I don't think it's been said better! Up, awesome and sharing! People need to be aware of where our tax dollars are going! Thank you!


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cherylone 4 years ago from Connecticut

Boy is that the absolute truth, we send them to prison for punishment and they have it better than we do. Great Hub.


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

KJ - Although there are sobering aspects to this poem, I found it extremely amusing and laugh inducing. You are a wonderful and humorous poet my friend!

I am voting this up.


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

btrbell..thank you so much for the wonderful comment..I am so glad you liked it...


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

cherylone..thank you for stopping by and taking the time to read and comment..I think some criminals are repeaters for just his reason..they couldn't make it on the outside..glad you enjoyed..


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

shiningirisiheyes...thank you for the compliment and the vote up..by the way I sit here awaiting my Brother & Wife from NY to pull in our drive momentarily....then they're off to the Keys to visit my sister...


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

NY - I'm from Upstate NY. You should have told me earlier. You were already well aware of my lack of hiding spaces for the bodies. I could have sent one to you for prompt delivery to the swamp!!!

Enjoy your visit with your kin my dear friend! Raise some hell while you're at it!


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

shiningirisheyes...well everyone is napping ( from raising hell till 10:30 pm ) 2 drinks and " they " were all out... so I thought I would respond...hey, next time you need to dispose ( she said in a whisper )..just let me know..thanks for stopping by....

later gator..oops !!!


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epigramman 4 years ago

Good morning my friend from lake erie time 7:45am with first cup of coffee and a Mozart concerto playing and the heat blowing too with daybreak over the lake and both cats running outside.

You are a lady who has it all: wit, charm, class, beauty and a knowing wink - what a way for the Epi-man to start his day .....but between you and me it can only go downhill from here. lol


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

Great poem, kj! Loved it. :)


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

epigramman..Thank you for the compliments...why would " it " go downhill anywhere ? you speak of your day or my writing gift ? Hopefully neither of us experience any downhills unless we are going skiing in Colorado...have a uppity day my friend....


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

TTombs08..so glad you enjoyed it...I love writing with a few twists and turns..it warms the cockels of my heart...have you read the " Fred " series yet ?


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago

So true! These people behind bars are having a ball, unless they chose either one on weekends to play the game of the bar soap. No questioning, no complain; even though it might cause some pain. Great and fun poetry!


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida Author

LordDeCross...Oh no not the bend over grab the bar soap !!! Thanks for stopping by and commenting...glad you liked the poem....


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Jlbowden 3 years ago from Long Island, New York

KJ:

I thought you did an awesome job, of putting the words of what I originally thought to be a poem. Into a well thought out and simplified summary of those wearing the pinstripes! Doesn't the truth often hurt, especially when crooks like this end up beating the system.

While us onlookers on the outside, can only hope that life will treat them half as good. Couldn't help to vote this one up and thanks for making me chuckle a bit as well!

Jl


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

Jlbowden...I try to write as I perceive them.." no holds barred "..I got this thought from listening to a news article, where prisoners were complaining of not getting served " kosher ", the rest is history....

many of my poems are based on ludicrous news..my latest just today is about the " Bunny Rabbit " vs society ( Easter ) OMG....

Thanks for visiting and voting this up.. enjoy your last of the snowfalls..

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