No Man Is Perfect (limerick)

Though he may be cuter than heck

With him paradise you may trek

Though his love won’t wane

Girl let me explain

A vampire’s a pain in the neck


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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

And on that note, I will have some dinner and relax. You are the icing on the cake. Great, funny limerick to end the hubber's day.


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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

truly enjoy your funny stuff. thanks for the chuckle.


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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

The really make me laugh! Happy Halloween!!!


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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL Mh, "pain in the neck." So clever and funny as usual. God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL...I can now shut it down for the evening. I've had my Martin fix!


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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

Good one martin!


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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Kristen Stewart away did roam

found another so far from home

had quick affair

while over there

forgiveness begs, wears dunce's dome.

Great read, my friend!


Valleypoet 4 years ago

I love a limerick that has some bite...LOL:-))


Ghaelach 4 years ago

Just goes to show, "It's not what you do but how you do it".

LOL Ghaelach


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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

This they are. Jamie


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Yes, they can be!


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Yipes, Another good one!


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Melovy 4 years ago from UK

Fun! I laughed at the last line!


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

your poem is much cuter than this vamp ever was! lol..


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Nice one just in time for Halloween.

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