The following are nonsense poems written in no particular rhythm with no real measurement. My English teacher would be having a stroke! The intent is to put a smile on your face and maybe lighten your day!
You compare this and that
You compare this and that to learn where it's at:
Which is the bottom which is the top
I don't really know, perhaps I'll stop.
Do you know red from green
From the colors you've seen
Or do they all look the same
And put your eyeballs to shame?
Can you find beauty in what you see
In flowers trees and even bees
Does sun shine out or sometimes in
Not caring if you lose or win?
Is up sometimes down when you wear a frown
Or can the light shine through the dark
Did you happen to see what occurred to me
When I saw that bright, pretty lark?
If everyday news give you the blues
You certainly won't want to watch it
No matter the station its still a frustration
Where everyone seems to just botch it.
The time that we've spent trying to vent
Is just withered and wasted away
A smile will not harm us and never alarm us
As long as we keep it our way.
From left to the right they march out of sight
Whenever you watch a parade
In lines that are right without ever a fight
Not one can ever be swayed.
The beach has bright sunshine and so many waves
We might find ourselves all full of craves
To swim and to sun while we have us some fun
Making sure that we all do behave.
When you drink and overeat
Does it widen up your feet
Or go right down to your seat?
We love our cake and eat it too
Especially when we're feeling blue.
Hmm food for thought or food for naught
Which one shall it be
A snack to keep us filled right up
Whether with or without tea.
The cell phone craze has hit our land
We see them in each person's hand
But what about the one on one
The days back when we all had fun.
We watch TV to escape you see
But somehow now its full
Reality shows and other stuff
That's just a lot of bull.
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