Not For The Squeamish (limerick)

Wife asked me if I lost my head

I wondered at what she had said

Till she started playing

With something decaying

I found this one laying in bed

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old albion 3 years ago from Lancashire. England.

A smile this morning Martin.


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Tuatha 3 years ago from Fayetteville, NC

What happens when you stuck in a funk, This does! smiles. funny

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hehehe oops!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Wifey should be careful about what she finds.

Some spouses have been known to lose their minds.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

A good laugh to start my day. Thank you Martin!

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Oh, gross! Funny, but it reminds me of my cat leaving dead mice in my bed. And I know a few with feetnthat might qualify. Haha

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada


Couldn't be your head.... other wise you would not have wondered about that :-) But if you wandered around..... than I would be worry ;-)

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago


What were you think?

WHERE was you Head?? LOL


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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

Payback is hell, isn't it? Wifey 1, Martin 0.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Nothing like revenge.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Ewwww...i certainly didn't lose my head over this one, my friend..


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blondey 3 years ago from Boston, MA


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Michele Travis 3 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

lol, thanks)

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Good one!

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