Not Your Average Guy (limerick)

He’s not just your average guy

It’s endless the charm he’ll apply

He’ll listen to rants

He’ll teach you to dance

Till his life insurance you buy

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I can respect that! Thanks for the laugh my friend!

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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

lolol! LOVE! So true! Thank you! Up and funny!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

I understand what you mean about those sells men that try ever thing! Vote up!

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

As most do with something to sell

amusement works better than tell

bring out a smile

laugh for a while

then pull out the cash and pay well.

Great Job, sir!

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crystolite 4 years ago from Houston TX

thats a nice hub. i believe most people should learn from this and be aware of this kind of friends. thanks for the information.

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Oh brilliant you are great at these .

I shall have to have a go myself one day

Enjoy your day.


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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Oh, these guys can do a dance alright! Thanks for sharing! Hatter!

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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

A "perfect" limerick... well done!

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QudsiaP1 4 years ago

Hahaha this was awesome.

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Well done. Jamie

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Rosemay50 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Think I bumped into a couple of guys like this over time. Brilliant

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Now that's a healthy dose of reality. :-)

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I have sure seen THAT occur.

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

This guy sounds familiar. Oh, my. Thanks for the laugh, are so full of clever ideas. ps

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

' Ain't ' it the truth. Another funny one..Don't stop. I love your Limericks...

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Vellur 4 years ago from Dubai

Very, very true. A unique idea for a limerick. Very well done. Voted up and pinned.

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carolinemd21 4 years ago from Close to Heaven

LOL Very funny! :)

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Ha Ha! No one turns on the charm better than a salesman!

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ignugent17 4 years ago

Very funny ! It is time to change the insurance plan. :-)))

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b. Malin 4 years ago

Well how Cute is that...You Sure Insurance is all he's Selling?

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Clever guy isn't he?

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Um...i used to sell insurance, so..



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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Wonderful peek on irony of human life.

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