Now Ladies Don’t Go Getting Jealous (limerick)

Her rear-end made men want to scan her

It’s not just its shape or its manner

What set them ajar

Amazed them by far

It tooted The Star Spangled Banner

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

That may be your best yet...excellent!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, Oh, my goodness!!! Didn't see or whatever that one coming. hahaha

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Ha! What talent she must have.

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Pearldiver 3 years ago from Tomorrow - In Words & NZ Time.

Hahaha... Nice one Martin!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Funny, funny.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Thanx for the morning chuckle! Toot toot, beep beep!

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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

oh god you had me on the floor laughing.. someone light a match LOL

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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

HAha!!! That was a great one, Martin! She needs to go on Ameica's got talent ( :

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Just Ask Susan 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada

LOL. This was great! Loved it!

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chuckd7138 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, VA

Wow! Too funny!

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btrbell 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

Lol! Watch it KK!

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xstatic 3 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

Wonderfully funny !

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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Too funny. and gleefully irreverent ...:) :) thanks for my midday chuckle.

Angels are on the way ...:) ps

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Fart humour is by far the funniest! Jamie

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

jesus that is quite the angel, M! Where do you find these perfect pics?

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York


I don't care what anyone says; that takes some talent! :-)

Too funny!


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Born2care2001 3 years ago from Asheville NC

Vibrationally humorous! Taking the art of gaseous liberation to a new medium.

Voted Up and very fanny...oops, I mean funny! LOL


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web923 3 years ago from Twentynine Palms, California

This is beyond funny... It's hilarious! :-)

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Wow...I think I may just have corrupted you :)).

Absolutely brilliant.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

The rear end that launched a thousand ships. lol

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Pretty funny, but certainly steer clear after bean night!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Oh, I meant to say this reminded me of that saying, "Just put on your BIG girl panties and deal with it!" LOL

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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Whoa, didn't see that one coming! Too funny.

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

You create an amazing picture in this composition.

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Au fait 3 years ago from North Texas

Pretty funny. Where did you ever find a picture like that?

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