Now What Do You Want On Your Pizza (limerick)

I ordered a large pizza pie

What do you want on it asked guy

His question a pearl

Set my mind awhirl

A sexy young girl answered I

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lovebuglena 4 years ago from Staten Island, NY

I started reading your limerick and when the stanza ended I thought there would be more stanzas but this was the only one...

I am not fully familiar with limericks but my friend who loves to write this type of poetry usually has many stanzas in his limericks... I wonder if that is just many limericks in one or if that's the true form.

Now I am not a fan of limericks but yours made me smile, which is a good thing. Thanks for sharing.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Hot spicy pizza and a large bill.

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

I just know this is exactly what goes through every mans head when presented with this question!

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

lol...if there was ever a truth...this is it for millions of men who are asked "what do you want on your pizza?" What fun.

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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

I had to read it! haha You said it.

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Vincent Moore 4 years ago

Forget the pizza I'll have the beauty delivering it here, and not fully dressed, well maybe some pineapple on the side. lol

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Lord De Cross 4 years ago

Got away with your words Mhatter, thanks to Jackie. Nicely done, at least you didn't get banned, by going the extra mile.

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vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

Your limericks always give me a laugh. Thanks MHatter!

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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

ok. So I read "Soft Moments"first! Slightly different. I love that you can so easily go from funny to serious. Great job!

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Darrylmdavis 4 years ago from Brussels, Belgium

The title drew me right in. BTW, where *do* you order your pizzas from? ;-)

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Docmo 4 years ago from UK

You fox! 'the Margherita' on your pizza is a sizzler! Love the naughty haiku.

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

That would be a very tasty pizza LOL

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PHILLYDREAMER 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

I'm sure that would knock pepperoni off as the most popular pizza topping.

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Aha, I want that!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Or perhaps, "Aye!"

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

The pizza shown cannot be beat

delivery lass oh so sweet

away girl went

when money spent

left only now with pie to eat

Great job, my friend! Beautiful choice of photo.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Now that's what I call a onea spicya pizza pie.

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

That would be the most popular Pizza topping of the 21st century, hatter. Thanks for this cute limerick!! Sharing.

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suzettenaples 4 years ago from Taos, NM

You aren't dumb, are you? LOL This is hilarious. I don't know where you get these pictures, but they are classic, MHatter. Another funny and wonderful limerick from you. Thanks!

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LikaMarie 4 years ago

Just make it good...

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

I bet most guys would take the girl over the pizza any day, but what a great day with you get both!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Ain't it the truth!! Yes- ain't it the truth - for the men that is! LOL

Great write my friend.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago


Gee..what a shocker!

Lucky you - a twofer! LOL..

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Just Ask Susan 11 months ago from Ontario, Canada

LOL! Good one!

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