What's In Your Bra, Ladies?

A 24 year-old veterinarian in Texas has apparently tickled the imagination of animal lovers with her method of comforting traumatized baby critters such as squirrels, kittens, possums and rabbits.

She snuggles them inside her bra while she is wearing it. This apparently calms orphaned critters by making them feel warm and cushy. It is also a good way to monitor the activity of a small mammal, by keeping it close.

Beware of weasels that "pop".
Beware of weasels that "pop". | Source

While I am not totally opposed to the idea of people keeping small animals in their lingerie for thereputic purposes, I think this is not for everyone.

In fact, considering the social disruption such a trend could cause, I propose that this should only be legal for licensed professional veterinarians, who wear bras, in the privacy of their own home or office, whether they be male or female.

Having hissing possum sounds coming from one's cleavage, would seem to be a social detriment, that might distress and alarm nearby people.

At the very least, it might bring up questions about whether something was deflating.


Bra cat, perhaps traumatized as a kitten.

Does it enhance the bustline?

I can recall when I was a teen, that some girls, especially when attending formal or dress up occasions, felt the need to enhance their bust line measurements with a little stuffing of tissue, cotton or even foam rubber bosom enhancers.

I never considered doing this myself, of course -- but if I had, I certainly never would have contemplated using squirmy mammals.

Foam rubber animals might have been considered, but never live critters which tend to be somewhat lumpy, wiggly and difficult to keep in place. Foam rubber animals are difficult enough to position properly, though how would I really know that?

Can you imagine slow dancing with your teenage beau and giving him the unintended impression that your heart was doing flip flops because of his nearness?

"I think I can feel your heart beating", he whispers breathily in your ear.

"No, it's a weasel," you answer with similar breathiness.

Then suddenly it goes "pop", as weasels are prone to do, right out the top of your lace trimmed formal.

He then runs screaming from the festively decorated high school gymnasium, as your classmates stare in disbelief.

Appropriate bra size is important.

Could this practice be the REAL answer to Victoria's secret? It makes me wonder if female veterinarians buy larger sized bras than they would normally wear, in order to accommodate various species of wildlife. Even a small kitten or two would surely add another cup size.

And what about natural bodily functions associated with small animals, actually with all animals? Wouldn't you think that having cupfuls of furry creatures in such close contact, would result in some embarrassing deposits, odors and stains?

Another thing-- though I am really hesitant to bring this up -- but, what is the first thing a tiny kitten looks for after it is born? Well, never mind.

Animal activists may latch on to this idea and lobby for laws which require bra manufacturers to take orphaned mammals into account in sizing their products. My ultimate worry is that big-hearted women with a little extra room in their bras, will begin to see this as a way to participate in the protection of endangered species and start going around with baby prairie dogs, wombats, or lemurs tucked inside their undergarments.

Have you ever walked down the street and seen a person in front of you who seems to have a couple of combative black footed ferrets in her shorts?

This could actually happen if people are not careful about what should be allowed. Believe me, it's not a pretty sight.

Then there is a whole other world of animals that are not furry. What about frogs? Think about the giant banana slug and the spiny sea urchin. Don't they need protecting? But who in their rightful mind would invite these creatures into their bosom?

Ladies, remember what your Mom said, and be very careful about who gets into your intimate garments.

If it costs us a few banana slugs and wombats, so be it. At least you will still have your self respect and dignity.

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DonnaCSmith 8 years ago from Central North Carolina

I think I've got one of Barnie's fleas in mine . . .


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dineane 8 years ago from North Carolina

hysterical!


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Tater2tot 8 years ago from ~~~

Haha. That is weird.

Just boobs in mine!

Tayler!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

OMg, I am crying. You owe me a new keyboard if all the Pepsi I just blew into mine shorts it out. Hardest I've laughed on Hubpages by far to this point....

"I can feel your heart beating."

"No, it's a weasle."

God that's classic. I'll be sending some folks to this one for sure.


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New Day 8 years ago from Western United States

Now this is a good one!! Pop goes the weasel! You have a gift for storytelling and humor, that is for sure. My goodness, who would do such a thing, even in the name of "comforting" an animal. What if they bit you there? And yes - you hit on the stains and droppings aspect. ewwwww. nope, not for me (not that I am a vet anyway) thank goodness. nice kitty. LOL


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In The Doghouse 8 years ago from California

Rochelle,

Hilarious! I will never look at buxom women the same way... I will look for some form of life in their high pockets! lol I loved this, it was so funny... I am still laughing. Thank you!


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks new Day, Doghouse, shadesbreath, tater2tot, Dineane and Donna. Glad you all enjoyed it (sorry about the fleas, Donna) feel free to spread it around-- We coud save a lot of orphan mammals if more people were willing to go to the next cup size.


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Rhym O'Reison 8 years ago from Crowley, Tx

This is very funny, but what makes it classic is the ad google put at the top of your page. Right now it is "The True Invisible Bra Liftys". I guess they don't consider warm fuzzies to be "true liftys".


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks Rhym--- though on my view, that particular ad seems to have vanished. I thought it added to the article, especially since i didn't have any pics of my own to post.


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MasonsMom 8 years ago from U.S.A.

I can see that ad & it does compliment the article in a strange & funny way! Great fun!


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

OK that's good to hear . . . I think. I still don't see it, but maybe that only goes to prove that the ads might not be the same for everyone. Thanks for reading!


mumz 8 years ago

I think I'll make a grrrAnimals Bra! LOL loved the article.


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Great idea! Be sure to include some weasels.


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trish1048 8 years ago

LOL LOL LOL,,,toooooo funny! Excuse me while I run to the girls' room!

Thanks for the laughs!

Trish


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Maylinda Arons 8 years ago from India

hahahah, this is brilliant. You sound so very serious, like you're truly wondering what this new development of carrying around little furry things in one's bra might mean. I loved this hub.


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Glad you enjoyed it Trish and Maylinda. Wonder of it would work with that "Invisible Bra" that shows up in the ad on this page. How would you know where to put the critters?


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA

LOL! Wonderful hub! Shade's link to this was a great idea. :) To think I might have missed this...


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

I always appreciate getting mention from Shades-- I think he helped my Garden Gnomes for self-defense hub, too. Glad you enjoyed it.


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byee 8 years ago

Haha! Did you hear about the girl who found a baby bat in her bra? Here's the link:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...


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desert blondie 8 years ago from Palm trees, swimming pools, lots of sand, lots of sunscreen

So funny...weird....but funny...glad I found this hub!


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epictruth 8 years ago from Frisco

Hilarious. I absolutely love it. Still laughing. :)


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davidbelden 8 years ago from San Francisco

If only it weren't true! Growing up I knew a girl who used to keep her pet rat either in her shirt or on the back of her neck under her hair. It really gave a new meaning to the "rat tail" hair style! Great hub!


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Nicole Winter 8 years ago from Chicago, IL

This is hilarious! I can't imagine keeping a live animal in my bra, though, what about their itty bitty claws digging into your cleavage?!?


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks, everyone. All those women who burned their bras in the 70's (or whenever) really missed out on something.


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KT pdx 8 years ago from Vancouver, WA, USA

Giggling! When I fostered kittens last year, I had to watch out when I was changing, because one of them would see me exposed and immediately start running, wanting to nurse! Luckily, in a few months she grew out of that habit of thinking I would let her.


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B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

Ya know, jackalopes are often frightened, and in need of refuge...


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

B.T. I think there is a jackalope refuge and rehab center in Arizona.


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

Yeah B.T., go to Arizona, stay away from my wife and daughter you creepy, horned rodent.  There's no refuge here.


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gwendymom 8 years ago from Oklahoma

LOL, I loved this! I am going to read al your stuff now!


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Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

How come I did not see this before? It's just hilarious! Thanks Rochelle :D


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Lgali 8 years ago

LOL very funny


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Jerilee Wei 8 years ago from United States

You really made me laugh this morning as my apple juice almost went the same direction as Shadesbreath's. As I contemplate how in this post mastectomy state of affairs, that I will have to wear a prosthetic jelly belly in my bra -- you have opened my eyes to greater possibilities. For the next six to eight months, while I wait for reconstructive plastic surgery, it's nice to know there are alternatives. LOL


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks Gwen-- be warned that not all of my hubs are humorous, some are only semi-funny.

Misha-- I don't know. I thought you were all-seeing. This was one of my earliest posts, I think.

My favorite one is Using Garden Gnomes for Self-Defense.

Thanks,all-- and thanks to Shadesbreath, my PR guy.


Linda McKee 8 years ago

Very funny thanks!

I am an animal lover and did have a miniature horse who loved to get into the outdoor shower with me and put his little nose in the stream of water. Very cute until he would yank my towel off the hook and try to eat my shampoo. Having been banned from the "comunnal shower" one day he took a nibble on my left breat as I was bending to put his food in his tray at the barn. I thought I had lost my nipple it hurt so bad! Fortunately it did not bleed and looked much like an ordinary hickey but all I could think about was: This is going to be hard to explain in the ER! I suppose it would have been worse if I had to admit that I let my horse in the shower!


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

I'm sure the ER people have heard many unlikely tales. Yours probably would be retold, at least among the co-workers.

Thanks for adding to the fun.


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KCC Big Country 8 years ago from Central Texas

That is too funny, Rochelle! You've inspired me to write about Chuzzle. Chuzzle was a baby squirrel we rescued from the slobbering jaws of our Rhodesian Ridgeback. And to think, I missed out on nuzzling Chuzzle in my bosom. What was I thinking?!


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

OOOooo. a person with actual experience!

I hope that cymbal banging monkey wasn't one of your foster animals.

Thanks for the read-- feel free to link to my hub.


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Ms.Advice 8 years ago

What a hoot. Obviously the animals are reacting to the warmth, comfort and the sound of ones heart beat as a familiar sound thateven human babies find comfort in. the healing powers of touch are here too. Besides that it was darn funny.. Oh in my Bra it's just me no stuffing of animals or other wise.


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks Ms. Advice. 

All of those things you mentioned are probably quite true. When I stuffed my "pocket mouse" in my shirt __ (I that I hubbed about that, into my -- even though I was  a ten year old, the heartbeat and warmth probably did help it bond to me.

Actually, I never thought about the connection about these two hub subjects of mine. Thanks for your positive comments.


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

"Having hissing possum sounds coming from one's cleavage, would seem to be a social drawback. At the very least, it would bring up questions about whether something was deflating. "

I'm reaching up from the floor to type this because I'm laughing so hard, I can't get up!!!!


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Rochelle Frank 7 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thank you, Laughing Mom. This had been buried for so long, I didn't think it would be read again.

Now, calm down, read something serious, and get off the floor before the kids see you.


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

Too late. They are standing here looking at me like I've lost my mind. I may be writing to you next from the sanitarium on the hill.


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Rochelle Frank 7 years ago from California Gold Country Author

No, you got it backwards. It's the laughter that KEEPS you sane.


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

That's a relief. That means I'm the sanest one in this house!

:-))


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GeneriqueMedia 7 years ago from Earth

"...who wear bras, in the privacy of their own office, whether they be male or female."

Hoover would be proud. ;)

"Having hissing possum sounds coming from one's cleavage, would seem to be a social drawback."

Only if you're not with a bunch of furries, I think.

Funny hub, very thoughtful, too. Makes me want to break out some Vicky Secrets stuff and shove one of my rodent kids down it.

Ahh, but..alas, I've not any bras.

Sincerely,

G|M


Whikat 7 years ago

LOL, This is just too funny!I guess we will have to give men a break now when they ask,"Is that a weasel in your bra or are you just happy to see me.?" Very funny hub. :-)


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Rochelle Frank 7 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thank you G/M and thank you Whikat.

I appreciate the comments. If neither of you are willing to try this-- well-- I understand.


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Teresa McGurk 7 years ago from The Other Bangor

So glad I followed you here -- Rochelle, you are a true wit. This is funny any clever and strange: the ingredients of greatness!


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Rochelle Frank 7 years ago from California Gold Country Author

HI Teresa-- I have more strange ones, mostly the ones I posted early before I (almost) became a serious person.

Congratulations on your 300 fan medal!


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Eaglekiwi 7 years ago from -Oceania

Natural sense of humor shining through , lmao....just brilliant!! , ive stored many things over the years down there ,but nothing that had its own pulse.....hahaha Im still laughing


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Rochelle Frank 7 years ago from California Gold Country Author

The pulse might be ok-- teeth and claws, not. Thanks for your comment.


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Kathryn Plasencia 7 years ago from USA

Thanks for that; I needed a good laugh. Now, if only I could find a small animal to boost my post-nursing bosom...


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia

This is great!! And you're right - I'm not sure I'd have room for even a mouse in my bra!


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De Greek 6 years ago from UK

Shadesbreath recommended your story and I see why. Well done :D


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Rochelle Frank 6 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thank you De Greek . . . and Shadesbreath.


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Gerber Ink 6 years ago from upstate New York

I admit I've stashed some money in there from time to time when traveling. It is hilarious to see the expression on a barkeeps face when you whip a 20 out of your clevage... anyhoo, truly funny hub! I thought we were supposed to wear live animals as hats, not in our bras. Guess I didn't get the memo.


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Rochelle Frank 6 years ago from California Gold Country Author

As hats? I didn't get the memo either. You are probably not old enough to remember the "beehive" hairdo, but that might have made a comfortable nest.

Thanks for visiting this old hub.


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kathrynpless 6 years ago from Florida, USA

This is too funny! Actually I have put my kitten in my bra when I was on the computer and she wanted to be held. I've also had my cell phone and money in there from time to time. Thanks for the laugh!


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lorlie6 6 years ago from Bishop, Ca

I'm appalled that you would discount the advantages of a couple of Banana Slugs well placed, Rochelle!

My pair suit me just fine, thank you very much! :)


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Rochelle Frank 6 years ago from California Gold Country Author

That would be an entirely personal choice. I can't quite make myself think about it, but it does kind of remind me of a story I heard about Buddha -- when he was in deep meditation, snails crawled up on his head to protect him from the sun and keep his head cool and protected from sunstroke.

I guess giant banana slugs could keep you cool . . . I still can't think about it.


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lorlie6 6 years ago from Bishop, Ca

Sorry about that, but the Buddha was wise, dontcha know? No comparison, of course, but the slime can be heavenly. Oh, come on...think about it! :)

I guess I AM pretty evil...:)


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Rochelle Frank 6 years ago from California Gold Country Author

It's got to be an extremely personal choice, lorlie6. If I ever meet you in person, just don't tell me abuot it.


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ChrisLincoln 6 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California

There's a blog waiting to be written here...

The male take,

Think codpiece

Enough said

Over and out


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Rochelle Frank 6 years ago from California Gold Country Author

I don't know about that, Chris Lincoln.

I know a lot of women who wear bras, but don't know much about that other thing you mentioned.I thought that went out of style. Maybe it is still used for sportmen's protective gear?

Is someone trying to protect baby codfish?


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SteveoMc 6 years ago from Pacific NorthWest

1st, I found this hub by looking for my ferret. I have looked everywhere including Victoria's Secret, Donation Clothing bins, and Macy's fitting rooms. I know that about 150 million hiding places need to be inspected in the US. The sad truth is that it may take me many more years to inspect all the remaining garments. Luckily, some of them are open for inspection just for starters, college keggers, sports finals, flash Fridays, and girls go wild spring holidays are all good places to start. Any establishment that has Go-Go, Girls, Hooter, g-string, Babes, Divas, Wanda, Chi Chi, Massage, Venus, Candy, Hustler, etc., would be an automatic inspection sometimes costing only a few bucks.

Once all of these places have been inspected, then you must move on the the more difficult inspections. Sometimes these will require a commitment of time and expense. There is a huge counter culture among women whose goal is to keep certain things hidden from men thereby enticing them and controlling them with the unknown. This sub culture exists due to the fascination of men to find their precious lost pets. Most women do not know this, in fact, they think that men want to see them. Men on the other hand are generally quite sensitive and do not want their lady companions to know that they are searching for their pets and not really interested in the other occupants of the over-the-shoulder-holder. But being sensitive, most men feign delight at the sight and touch of mammaries. Women need to experience a paradigm shift. Men are looking for their pets. Period. Have you ever wondered why men from all walks of life start with new introductions with at least a cursory examination?

Have you noticed also, that men get really excited if something in your bra jumps, bumps or moves? Please do not interpret this incorrectly, this is a man who thinks he may have found his lost pet. And please do not think that we are fooled by breast reduction procedures. We all know that this always results in a new pet in the home or a pet adoption. We are not stupid.

And as for ChrisLincoln and his codpiece, if my ferret is in there, he can keep it, I don't want it back.


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Rochelle Frank 6 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks, SteveoMc. Very funny. I hardly know what to say when a comment is longer than my hub, but I appreciate all of the thought you have put into this.

Hope you find your ferret. The trouble with ferrets, though, once they have been gone for awhile-- is that you never really know where they may have been.


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bgamall 6 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

Yeah, he should have written a hub on the importance of, and single determination for, finding his pets in the bras of hot women.

Artful as he is though, he is lying through his teeth. :)


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Rochelle Frank 6 years ago from California Gold Country Author

I suspected the same, bgamall, but always try to give the benefit of the doubt. Thanks for the input.


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lifewellspoken 5 years ago from Vancouver BC

You are too funny Rochelle thanks for the smile.


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Rochelle Frank 5 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks so much, lifewellspoken. I love to give people smiles--and they are a lot cheaper than most gifts.


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana

I saw on Chris Lincoln's hubpage that you were his first fan! I knew then I would have to check you out.

It doesn't get any better than a weasel in your bra! Well, I didn't think so, anyway, until I read "Have you ever walked down the street and seen a person in front of you who seems to have a couple of combative black footed ferrets in her shorts?"

LMAO! Yes, yes, I have. Zelda Pimperknuckleback is ALWAYS doing that... it's very distracting.


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Rochelle Frank 5 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks, sueroy333. I do enjoy writing the silly ones. Oddly enough, they are usually based on true stories. I do try to keep my image somewhat balanced with some almost completely serious hubs, too, but I always appreciate those who are not afraid to expose their borderline insanity.

It is always interesting to get irate comments from some who think I'm a complete unrepentant idiot.

And that Zelda... hard to not notice her.


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Simone Smith 5 years ago from San Francisco

I'd leave a more detailed comment, praising this excellent Hub, but I've got to go off and get me a weasel!!!!


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Rochelle Frank 5 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks, Simone. I would recommend two.


Becky 5 years ago

My daughter has 2 gerbils and the male is always going cleavage diving, which isn't too bad except when they do it in front of the guy my 14 year old has a crush on. I thought she was going to explode she turned so red.

This is soo funny. I am still laughing.


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Rochelle Frank 5 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks for commenting, Becky. A warm dark place can be comforting.


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natures47friend 5 years ago from Sunny Art Deco Napier, New Zealand.

Brilliant hub...loved the weasel bit. My daughters rat burrows down my T-shirt with his sharp claws but cant get into my bra...fortunately...he pees from time to time!


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Rochelle Frank 5 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Oh, My! that must be sensational.


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homesteadbound 5 years ago from Texas

What a hoot! That is just too much! I think I will have to pass!


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Rochelle Frank 5 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks, homesteadbound. So I guess you are unwilling to try it, too.


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Brett.Tesol 4 years ago from Somewhere in Asia

LOL ... voted awesome and funny. Heard of ferrets down shorts (which, as a man, I NEVER want to try!), but this is the first I've heard of people stuffing critters into bras.


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Freya Cesare 4 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

I can't stop laughing! There should be a limit between loving and ridiculing ourselves. Mammals as bra's pad, ladies? No way!

Great hub! Thank you.


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Rochelle Frank 4 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Brett, It must happen more often than you think. I did catch a baby ground squirrel when I was ten and braless. ( Hub posted)It did like to sleep in my shirt pocket-- but I really should have had two of them.


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tlpoague 4 years ago from USA

Give me once sec to remember how to type and spell as I sit here choking on my chips. Great hub! It brought to mind a few members of my family. I was out with my cousin one night when her phone rang, she reached into her bra and pulled it out, along with some money and her retainer that she didn't want to loose. (She has one of those invisaline braces.) I was floored and looking around embarrassed. A few months later, my dog has puppies that were just old enough to begin walking. My brother's girlfriends fell in love with them and was carrying them around in her bra. (My daughter had dubbed them pocket puppies, because that was where she kept her's till they were too big.) I have pictures of the girls with puppies hanging out of their shirts. (It made me wonder what the pup was thinking.) Great laugh! Thanks!


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Rochelle Frank 4 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Freya, you are right it is not for everyone-- otherwise we would have been reborn as kangaroos or other marsupials.


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Rochelle Frank 4 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thanks for commenting, Tipoague. I could never have had room for puppies. Don't know what any of them were thinking, but it must have been warm and cozy.


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Kris Heeter 4 years ago from Indiana

The title was irresistible and your hub a great way to start the day off - with a smile. Thanks:)


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Jennifer Essary 4 years ago from Idaho

Thank you for the smile : ) I wonder what they do about the claws and teeth? Are those stretch marks? No, it was the possum : )


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn.

The best laugh I've had in a long time! You're a master. The combination of your written word and myexaggerated imagination had me in stiches. More please! Sharing.


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Rochelle Frank 4 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thank you, vocalcoach. I DO have more, some are silly, some not. I'm always pleased to hear that someone smiled while reading.


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Hyphenbird 4 years ago from America-Broken But Still Beautiful

Oh no! A girl has to draw the line about sharing her bra. Now I will nurture Kleenex, car keys, a bit of cash and the occasional stick of gum but that is all. This is hysterical and you wrote it so very well. We always called that bra space Grandma's Pouch. With all these ideas in mind one would need Auntie's Suitcase!


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brandimae 4 years ago from Jacksonville, Florida

This was hilarious! I know of some girls who will cuddle their animals in their bra... I'm all for snuggling my babies, but on the outside of my shirt!! :)


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Rochelle Frank 4 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Yes, it takes 'being kind to animals' to a level that many of us do not want to approach.


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Rochelle Frank 4 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thank you, brandimae. I think you have sensible limits.


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Suzanne Day 2 years ago from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Well I have to say that it's usually my lighter that gets to nestle with my bazookas and I'm not sure an animal would help me....as they'd probably bite, scratch and fiddle around under my armpits. Voted funny and liked!


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Jodah 2 years ago from Queensland Australia

Very funny Rochelle, thanks for resurrecting this hilarious hub. Voted up.


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Rochelle Frank 2 years ago from California Gold Country Author

Thank you, Suzanne and Jodah.

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