Ode To My Dishwasher
Oh, great dishwasher, how wonderful art thou?
Stopping me from feeling like a handwashing sow.
Your greatness is in making my dishes so clean,
saving me from scrubbing them until they gleam.
For my family appeared so big I perceived,
upon every dirty bowl and cup I received.
Oh dishwasher, I used to stay up so late,
scrubbing and rinsing every used plate.
Oh dishwasher, you are a fantastic invention,
because of your wrinkly finger prevention.
Now, unexpected guests are welcome to come,
for when they arrive my dishes are done.
Oh dishwasher you have spared me much time,
So that I may read or write a rhyme.
Dear dishwasher, I now no longer think,
that I spend too much time at the kitchen sink.
Oh, my lovely dishwasher, if I may be so bold,
to tell you you're worth your weight in gold.
For you great dishwasher, have given me the time,
to sit back and relax with a glass of wine.
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