Ode to Knock knock jokes

making fun of knock knock jokes

The first time I heard this stupid joke for some reason I laughed my head off. Knock, knock jokes have been around since the dawn of time. Other Hubbers have mused the history of them, their appeal, and sited many samples. But I don’t think anyone has done a poem about Knock knock jokes. Let me be the first and at the risk of getting booted off of Hubpages for either my quirky sense of humor, or using the F, word, here is my poem.



Here is the original Knock knock joke:

Knock knock?

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

The interrupting cow ( but before this person can say the word “who” the teller jumps in and says Moo!!!) who?


Then my poem>>>


Moo!


It all started with a knock knock joke,

Sort of like a verbal poke,

The story was told about an interrupting cow,

It lodged in my brain, just not sure how.

Ever since then the punch line has stuck,

Greeting “Moo” to each other and not giving a F**ck!


Copyright ©2010 Lvanhorn  All rights reserved.

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Comments 15 comments

ralwus 6 years ago

Well, it worked for me. Gee, I am first in line.


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writinginalaska 6 years ago from southeast Alaska Author

yeah but did u laugh? you get the kupie doll for being first CC :) lvh


ralwus 6 years ago

of course I laughed


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writinginalaska 6 years ago from southeast Alaska Author

well good, mission accomplished then lol ;)


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nettraveller 6 years ago from USA

I had to say it out loud before I got it (the joke). The poem is very good and funny! I also like the picture of cow. Was that taken in Alaska?


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writinginalaska 6 years ago from southeast Alaska Author

thank you netraveller for the nice compliment. I don't know why such a stupid joke was so funny to me, but this one is. makes me laugh everytime. No, the photo was not taken in Alaska. lvh


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas

Hey Leah...you are paying attention. I think ralwus has taught you how to write poems! LOL! WB


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writinginalaska 6 years ago from southeast Alaska Author

LOL Wayne, so does that mean you like it? ;) Like Saddlerider says sometimes, " I almost didn't hit the publish button, but I'm glad I did! lvh


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas

Oh yeah! I liked it. I just thought that last line was so "typically" ralwus. But that's fine, I truly admire his work! WB


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epigramman 6 years ago

...darn those two rascals Ralwus and Wayne Brown beat me to the punch bowl again ...... and yes it`s true I like this cheeky and frisky and naughty side in you and before I met and read your writing I was a complete avowed choir boy through and true - but now look at me - and I love my new persona - thanks to you and your own tremendous style of writing.


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writinginalaska 6 years ago from southeast Alaska Author

day short and a dollar behind, gota get up pretty early in the morning to get ahold of those two Epi! Glad you're happy with your new persona, i'll send you my bill ;) lvh


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Micky Dee 6 years ago

Hey! That was a surprise! I hit your buttons for awesome and funny and beautiful. I guess it might be useful too.


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writinginalaska 6 years ago from southeast Alaska Author

Cha Chig Mickey, happy to have you on board, i love it when my buttons get hit, makes me purr like a kitten to get my ego stroked not to mention my writing LOL Stay tuned and thanks for the follow! lvh


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Good One! LOL


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writinginalaska 5 years ago from southeast Alaska Author

thanks, it still makes me laugh ;)

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