Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer

"Oh, Christmas Tree... Oh, Christmas Tree..."
"Oh, Christmas Tree... Oh, Christmas Tree..."

Have a Little Fun Time...with this Fun Rhyme! (Go On Ahead...Juz' for the heck of it...Manly Poetry Man Promises You'll get a Chuckle Out'ta it.)..


Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

You re-design things...once a year,

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

Yet find it hard to utilize resources...That don’t destroy our atmosphere.

You’ve made a cell phone...that is so small,

I can’t push the right button w/o loading up a...mobile shopping mall.

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer! I feel…

You’ve found new ways...to re-invent the wheel.





Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

Look what you’ve done to Henry Ford’s...Model "T",

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

That simple car could drive from the Atlantic to...Pacific Sea.

Now it has computer sensors…that blow your mind,

The spark plugs are about the only thing left…that we can find!

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer! I feel…

You’ve found new ways...to re-invent the wheel.





Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

You successfully took us to the moon,

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

Now you tell us we’re going back there soon,

We should’ve stayed...and been mining H3,

A resource you say…is there abundantly.

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer! I feel…

You’ve found new ways...to re-invent the wheel.





Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

You’ve helped to update everyone on the planet.

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

Your work is not taken for granted.

You continually give us...new updated software patches,

Until the day…everyone’s Hard Drive automatically crashes!

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer! I feel…

You’ve found new ways...to re-invent the wheel.


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Think of the old Christmas song: “Oh, Christmas Tree!” as you read this one!

 

 

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