Oh Yes He Treats His Wife Like A Maid (limerick)

My husband just treats me like maid

Was constant complaint wife conveyed

And to wife’s narration

He’d add this frustration

Whose endless vacation I paid

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Ghaelach 3 years ago

Morning Martin.

Great, it's like sending the wife on vacation with a one-way ticket. lol

LOL Ghaelach

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Funny. Jamie

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Get rid of the bum! LOL

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cam8510 3 years ago from Colorado Springs, CO until the end of March

very funny Martin.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

What a guy!! He sounds like a real jewel.

As I used to say to my husband, when he would complain, "Fire me,

Please Fire Me!!" LOL

Martin, you are the limerick king!!


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great chuckles.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

There's one big difference when firing a maid,

And here I must grow very pensive.

You say, 'I don't need your services any more,'

But firing a wife can prove tres expensive.

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

if ya can't join em...get rid of em...lol

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

So now they're calling it a vacation! Very craftily done.

Voted up, funny, and interesting.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny as always...

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Ha! A fateful decision.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

A great laugh.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Very well said!

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