Okay I Did Touch Her Breast (limerick)

To this crime I quickly confessed

I did touch a strange woman’s breast

I just didn’t see

What socks soon would be

Two secrets that she plant in chest

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Ha ha... Okay, I laughed when I got the email... but I knew you were more clever than going where it would seem obvious, but I figured you wrap this bad boy up with a chicken or something! This, I had to read twice to make sure I was following it... I got 'er now! Ha ha, you're funny!

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Um....I'm just wondering if you touched it to find out why they looked so lumpy? Socks are the best materials she could come up with? LOL

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elle64 3 years ago from Scandinavia

Maybe I should try that ,maybe that would improve my size!!!

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bac2basics 3 years ago from Spain

Oh MHatter. This made me laugh as brought back memories of my twin and I plus the girl from next door all shoving her brothers football socks down our tops and prancing around like mini Madonna´s when we were kids, we must have looked a real sight with all those lumps and bumps, but it was funny.

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

This lothario got much more than he bargained for...she really sock it to him :).

Nice one!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

My goodness, I thought that trick ended in grade school!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Easily your best. I literally laughed out loud.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Ok! Now you know our sultry little secret. Ha, ha

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QudsiaP1 3 years ago

Ha! Who would have thought? :)

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

I dunno, Martin, I have heard of guys

Who stuff socks in their pants between their thighs.

But ladies who want to enhance their breast size

Have more realistic options if they are wise.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, Mh, you must have published this one after I went to bed, as I missed it :) The old sock trick . . .

LOL, now I am laughting at drbj's comment . . . good one drbg

Hugs, Faith Reaper

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Very cool limerick my friend !

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

I loved this and laughed out loud too. Only you could come up with this gem and in a limerick!

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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

you have the gift of limericks my friend :)

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Made me laugh again - and whoops, where did those socks go - someone got there before me.

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

You're lucky she didn't sock you one!!...:-))

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Naughty Martin, funny and clever..drbj cracks me up. Hee..

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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

I would avoid touching the paper towels as well, because you 'll run into the same problem.

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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Lol, Martin. Socks? Now that's a new one. :-)

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I guess this used to happen a lot, eh?

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billd01603 3 years ago from Worcester

Another funny limerick. Thanks for the chuckle

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