Why Diets Fail | a Poem

By Never Cool in School / Leslie Kalohi Leslie Kalohi   Flickrcreative commons This photo was taken on November 2, 2008 using a Canon EOS Digital Rebel XTi.
By Never Cool in School / Leslie Kalohi Leslie Kalohi Flickrcreative commons This photo was taken on November 2, 2008 using a Canon EOS Digital Rebel XTi. | Source

On Why Diets Fail

Vegetables, grain and breads

          are tasty, to be sure.

As healthy foods,

          they top the list for dieters to chew.

Alas, alack, and woe to all

          who would shed pounds;

As tasty as these morsels are,

          (both vegetables and fruits),

They somehow do not pack the punch

          of foods we do not need.

When every fiber of your being

          Is screaming for hot fudge,

Somehow that lovely orange

          or very healthy celery stick

Simply

          WILL

               NOT

                    DO!

 

 

© 7-87; rev. 8-87 C.E.Carl

© 4-2010 C.E. (Carl) Elias

 


A companion article on a more serious note can be found here. In it, I explain why giving up everything is a bad idea.

© 2010 DzyMsLizzy

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molly campbell 6 years ago

Amen on this one! I am reading all your poems, and really enhoying them. Glad to see your picture as well! Happy Mothers' Day, if you are a mom! molly


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katiem2 6 years ago from I'm outta here

Oh boy how true, the best plan is to keep the junk food out of the cart, oh I wish they didn't make that stuff... so tempting AND yet so bad for us. I like your fluff bit as well, got a good chuckle... Peace :)

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