On Why Melbel Is So Awesome -- A HubPages Writer

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We caught up with Melbel and her sister Julia last night. You might think Melanie Knows everything, but no!, Just to make her little sister feel important she asks technical questions that we adults cannot even have any idea of...or maybe we can try:

We found these words in a piece of paper and maybe she could help us to decipher. Was written like this:

  • # Ruby knows what you
  • # mean, even if you
  • # want to do math on
  • # an entire Array
  • hubbers = %w[ Epigramman
  • Sunshine625
  • Realhousewife
  • Tammyswallow
  • LORD ]
  • met = %w[Tammyswallow Realhousewife]
  • puts "I still need " +
  • "to meet the " +
  • "following hubbers:",
  • hubbers - met

Since only Melbel can give us an answer to this Chinese manuscript! Wait dear reader, she is not smiling like in her profile picture right know...she is trying to calm down, because her laugh lasted for minutes and maybe She was heard in Chicago...like by the 'Northwestest' of where she is. You see? She is still getting the kick out of this!! Right Melbel? She always tells us that she is not here to entice men....she can invite us, and to make it clear and you wouldn't take her wrong, she might invite her whole class (males), so you won't 'feel' alone.

Now we just found out last night that she is a Scorpio like me. So if she is Scorpio and She likes Ruby programming, then Her 'Mac' abilities might sound like a piece of Cake!!

With no further foolish Introduction...because she might end up passing out.

WHY MELBEL IS SO AWESOME ?

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  • She likes to help us with SEO (such an effing ordeal)
  • Twitter is for her a tool, like for us is a headache
  • She is good sister, right Julia?
  • She is a nob programmer using Mac for the first time ever...not a 'Big Mac', watch it!!
  • Late at nights she asks her sister how to de-authorize computers....not an idea!
  • She knows how to find things in the dark, like her iPhone. Good tip!
  • She missed her sister's smile on Christmas day!! Aw!!
  • For her, learning things in High School is 'crap'....took her 12 years to realize! (me too)
  • She likes movies like 'Tin Tin.' Sorry Scooby doo!!
  • Her parents are the coolest in the Whole world, although they might be slightly cracked??
  • She loves iPads for Christmas...but the latest of the latest, you know?
  • She knows the most dangerous Airports in the World. I will check that one!
  • When she is bored, like the "borest", she starts making paper crane.
  • She is the nicest and kindest and sweetest girl on HP. Ask the girl from China, that had the.... nerve to call her names!!
  • She can explain to us why tweeter auto follows people. I guess is bored too.
  • She owns a site: codegurl dot com. I hope. I pray, is not codified in Ruby
  • She knows her ancestry very well.
  • She would love to join occupy.org, but she is too occupied on her studies, right?
  • She Certainly knows when the Daily Hubber is out. We are in, on that!!
  • She certainly knows a lot about Ruby, like we know about Tammy
  • She can create her own programming language, if she puts her mind into. We suggest the obvious name : MEL ( Melanies elegant language)
  • She can find websites that can describe your tweeting "style." ( lost in translation)
  • She knows you are from Michigan, if you hit a deer at least twice!! Omg!
  • We drink soda, but she will drink Pop.
  • She knows how to make 'Mango Lassi'. We know Lassie too!
  • She can take you to the end of the world, like the 'southernest': Patagonia, Chile/Argentina.
  • Besides smart, she likes to help people. We cannot get this python together!!

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melbel 4 years ago from New Buffalo, Michigan

Hehe, this is awesome. I could do some math on an entire array, but hub pages won't let me type ruby code in here. :P

I should totally invent a new programming language. Interesting goal for sure! I'll have to work toward that. Great name for it, by the way!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

You are welcome dear friend...we Love our friends..and love to make them smile. Glad you liked it! Yeah! Great name!..We can share the royalties then, If Ruby lets us!

LORD

You did awesome!! ACKBERG!!


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Ha Lord you have done it again! I am just getting to know Melbel but it's apparent immediately that she's a Suoer brain, Suoer pretty and Suoer nice. A trinity! Lol. I've read several of her hubs and she's articulate and writes about really interesting stuff.....im not surprised she can figure out tweeting patterns at all....wonder if she already knew I'd be tweeting this?? Hmmm? Lol

Up and everything!


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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

enjoyable read and must say Melbel is a very interesting person!Bet she rarely gets bored. Vote up!


Sunnie Day 4 years ago

Wow this is so great..Just by reading your hub Melbel is someone I would like to get to know. You are awesome lord always finding ways to uplift your friends..This was such a heart warming hub..Now I am going to follow Melbel..Thanks!

Sunnie


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raciniwa 4 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

thank you for introducing Melbel to me...well, it's a boost of spirit isn't it?great hub as always Lord...


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Ania L 4 years ago from United Kingdom

Great, cheerful hub Lord, thanks!

Although I wonder if you met her in the end or not as from the scrap of code above your name would end up on 'still need to meet' list ;)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

Melanie is a #fantastic, #sweet, #excellent #pimp and a #wonderful hubber!! She earned this shout-out for her awesomeness! WTG Lord, you did it again!:)


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Ardie 4 years ago from Neverland

Melanie IS fantastic and I am just getting to know her too but I love everything I am learning on fb and on this hub. She is such a sweetie and I will always have her back.

And now Im on to another topic...Im sorry I made you guys feel like you all had a split personality disorder Lord :D


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Cagsil 4 years ago from USA or America

Hey Lord, I guess you explained why Melbel is awesome good enough that I don't have to write the hub on it. LOL! :) Good job! And, as I can see she has already commented, so I guess I'll just leave it there. LOL! :) Voted up! :)


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi RHW,

Melbel is a cute girl. I was mad with this chinese girl that had the nerve to talk about her hub over Tibet. She made us laugh when she answered us, around 4a.m. Let her pick up her own trinity descriptive undisruptive opinion of herself.

LORD.

She really rocks!!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Pickles and rufus,

She rarely gets bored...like the 'borest', in my research I found out that she is...like the 'Cutest' and never gets bored. Thanks for stopping by!

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Sunnie Day,

Melbel is..I don't know; a good sister, a good tweeter, a good friend. No!! I wouldn't say geek...like the geekiest? But she can help us with our SEO... and update us with Mark Zuckerberg Geekiest rants... Like, why he is in China and not In Chicago.Take care Sunnie and thanks for following her.

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Raciniwa,

Melbel can boost any spirit with her sweet smile. Even when she gets pull over for forgetting her pizza on top of the roof of her car...she still keeps it cool. You would love her hubs. The don't need advertise, they SEO themselves. Hahaha!

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Ania L,

According to that piece of programming, she has a list of 'will meet' hubbers and hopefully we will meet her...but she will be surrounded by her males friend, so we won't get bored! You know?

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hello hubber partner Sunshine 625,

Melbel was glad last night we chose her for our awesomeness..actually she was up that late at night..and answered right away. Grinning and laughing all the way!

She is a Super star, and with out her, there is no HP..At least in its content of awesomeness. Thanks partner in crime! Who will be next?

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Ardie,

Melbel has a unique way to see IT. Like the 'uniquest?' She loves Ruby like we love our read-head. Thanks for letting her know that you have her back....Did you say back?

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hello Cags!

Thnaks for letting her know that you don't have to write a hub about her. However, you and us can admire her work in here. She can write about, just anything...like the most of anything. We wonder if she likes puppies. She can name one of them Ruby, you know?

LORD


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Cagsil 4 years ago from USA or America

I don't know, but I guess it doesn't hurt to ask if she likes puppies. She seems like a kind hearted person, so I guess she wouldn't have an issue with puppies unless she was allergic to them. LOL! And, I'm sure she could name one Ruby. LOL!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

I agree with you Cags...but let her answer this one. No need to SEO to much around the bush! I guess!

LORD


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mary615 4 years ago from Florida

I'm sure Melbel is pleased with this one! I don't know her as well as I would like, thanks for the insight in her, Lord


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justateacher 4 years ago from Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Near Oz...

Once again, Lord, I must now go and read another writer! You always make people sound so interesting that I can't resist! I have found many wonderful hubbers because of you! Thank you and keep it up!


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melbel 4 years ago from New Buffalo, Michigan

I actually have a puppy! And kitties too!


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ThePracticalMommy 4 years ago from United States

Well done, Lord, well done! That nasty comment-er shall eat her words now! Melbel is awesome; no doubt about that. :)


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Creative genius!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

You are right PracticalMommy! Melbel is the nicest girl and She is 100% American and we are proud of her. We did this hub because we admire her..and her intelligence. I had to refresh some programming in order to make it look fine. especially to a real Ruby Programmer.

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Thanks MELBEL!!

Can you name your puppy and your kittens? This way we will disregard Ruby as her name or we don't know..maybe is a male.

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Justateacher, I want to put things clear: MelaNie can wash windows if she want to, not like RHW Kelly, that hse has to...You know? Melanie can help us in lots of things just check her hubs, like a couple of them and you will see the genius we have at HP.

lord


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Mary 615,

Just get to know her, and her useful hubs. Melanie has a sense of humor like us too. Right Melbel?

LORD


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melbel 4 years ago from New Buffalo, Michigan

Lol, yep! I sure do love me a good laugh now and then.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Oh my God! Melanie! hahaha!

You actually made me laugh again..is almost New Year and I appreciate your funny side. Hahaha!

Have a nice evening and Happy new Year!

LORD


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PDXKaraokeGuy 4 years ago from Portland, Oregon

nice tribute, Lord, though I can never approve of calling "soda" "pop". It hurts my ears. Such a harsh sound.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

You are right PDX,

You should read our hub, why we in New Jersey call Soda to all those Pops!Have a nice week Vincent! You always following our rant of creativity!

LORD


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PDXKaraokeGuy 4 years ago from Portland, Oregon

soda is the way to go. Pop is music... or what happens to your ankle


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Sure PDX, soda or pop is the word. Reminding our friends than Melbel will turn 19 this week...

LORD


Melanie 4 years ago

I turn 19 this week? I WISH! I'm going to be hitting 29 in a year and a half!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Was just kidding Melbel! You look younger than 27 though!

LORD


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PDXKaraokeGuy 4 years ago from Portland, Oregon

i wish I could be in my twenties again, Melanie

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