One Way To Choose A Guy (limerick)

Who is Carmen dating?

Of all the men she’d date but few

So many that just wouldn’t do

So many men scratched

Till she was attached

To ones whose names matched her tattoo

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Motherbynature 4 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

Oh wow! LOL

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Quite a few are trying limericks now; it seems to be the hot fad. None, however, better than you.

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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Great job Mhatter69, I always love your limericks! :)

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eHealer 4 years ago from Las Vegas

Great Limerick. Lol

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That was really unique!

Sueswan 4 years ago

You couldn't pay me to get a tattoo. Great limerick

Voted up across the board.

Take care :)

lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Hahahahaha.. Great limerick. I hope she chose right this time.

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

hahahah.bravo mhatter!

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christin53 4 years ago from UK

I love starting my day reading your limericks they always make me smile :)

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Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

very good my friend :)

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

another wonderful taste of your humor.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Another great one. I hope you plan to have a book of these poems.

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cat on a soapbox 4 years ago from Los Angeles

good one! haha

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Mhatter99 4 years ago from San Francisco Author

I do have a book out called “Well That Was That”

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Tonipet 4 years ago from The City of Generals

Another limerick from the king. Funny way to choose a guy, I never had a tattoo if ever it could be my way, lol. Lovely, loved it! Voting up interesting and awesome!

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Funny, Mhatter! Maybe that's what all these men need to do with tattoos of girls' names on their arms, too!

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Ha! Ha! My dad had a women's name on a tattoo and when he met my mam he had to have another tattoo laid over the top of the name!

Great limerick.

Janhorner 4 years ago

Well, what can I say...brilliant!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Wonderful, brilliant and hilarious.

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