One Way To Improve A Marriage (limerick)

We no more take trouble to bed

And now we are happily wed

Our Joy we have grown

Once this truth was known

And mom sleeps in own bed instead

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Oh my goodness, this must be the secret to many happy marriages; you know how many people I know sleep in different rooms? lol... you're so funny!

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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

LOL! That does seem like it would be a helpful thing. :P

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RealityTalk 3 years ago from Planet Earth

There is more room to stretch out if we sleep in separate beds, but we would miss the warm body nearby. Even is she makes occasional noises and I snore too loud. LOL.

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! Nice one, Mhatter99.


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Funny one.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

I'd say that's a little too close for comfort!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

For some marriages that is the only solution that makes sense. :)

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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

Hmmmmmmm............separate beds, I don't think so, lol! You're too funny. Thanks for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Great fun read my friend !

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Separate beds can be a great idea if you still love each other

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Sleeping single in a double bed lalalaldada

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hehehe free to hog the bed! I have heard that is has truly helped some marriage, but then it would feel like just roommates.

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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Laughing hard over this is about time she moved to her OWN bed!!! A great chuckle to begin my day. Angels are on the way ps

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Sounds like a plan when all is said,

Unless mom owns the home and the bed.

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peachpurple 3 years ago from Home Sweet Home

LOL! A good one my friend. When I read the last phrase, I burst into laughter that shocked my kids. You sure are really good at this . Voted up and funny

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I loved the last sentence.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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