What is a Paraprosdokian?

Paraprosdokians

This funny sounding word is a figure of speech and a literary device used by many humourists. Translates loosely to ‘unexpected’. If the beginning of a sentence causes the reader or listener to expect something and the end comes as a surprise, it is an illustration of paraprosdokian.

"She looks as though she's been poured into her clothes, and forgot to say when." P. G. Wodehouse
"She looks as though she's been poured into her clothes, and forgot to say when." P. G. Wodehouse

Statesmen have indulged too:
If you are going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

And it is a favourite device of  humourists or writers who wish to add humour or drama to their lines and our lives.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my father, not screaming and terrified like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. - Groucho Marx

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing. – Oscar Wilde

I remember one from a parody:
Mary had a little lamb while I had Irish stew.

Howlers - classroom paraprosdokians

Ignorant students create unintentional paraproskodians answering test papers, and they blight or light the correcting teacher’s life. That always depends upon the teacher’s sense of humour or lack of it. Also called ‘howlers.’
For example:

1. Shakespeare wrote many tragedies, comedies, and errors.


2. The Odyssey was not written by Homer but by another man with the same name.


3. Julius Caesar, when he was stabbed by his dear friend, said, “Tee hee, Brutus.”


4. Abraham Lincoln was
America’s greatest Precedent.

5. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic.

And anybody who has received forwarded emails would have read the paraprosdokian produced by the students of a first grade teacher. She gave them the first parts of proverbs and asked them to complete them. That exercise produced gems like: Where there’s smoke, there’s pollution and Two’s company, three’s the Musketeers.

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SunSeven 5 years ago from Singapore / India

A new word learnt today!. Thanks Ashok.

I have seen this used to great effect in some Malayalam and Tamil movies.

Best Regards


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

Thank you, SunSeven! Yes, they do use this profusely, don't they? :)


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Feline Prophet 5 years ago from India

Now I have to learn how to pronounce it! :)


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

I have problems too with that, Feline! :D


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Earth Angel 5 years ago

GREAT new word Kenny!!

I love the quotes as well - especially Churchill's!

Happy New Year Dear Soul!

Blessings always, EarthAngel!


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Nellieanna 5 years ago from TEXAS

I love it! The word is valuable and the examples, wonderful. I'm familiar with them, just didn't know what to call them! Thanks, Kenny!


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toknowinfo 5 years ago

Loved this hub! Voted up and funny. And I really needed to laugh today. Great new word that I won't remember so I will bookmark this. Your examples are great and made this for an easy read. I love learning new things. Thanks for sharing.


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

Thank you, dear friends!

Happy New Year, Earth Angel! :)

I didn't know for ages, either, Nellie Anna! :D

I'm delighted that you got your laughs, Toknowinfo! Maybe it's a good thing to pray for: Give us this day our daily laugh! XD


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VioletSun 5 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

I learned a new word tonight, thanks!

This paraprosdokian had me chuckling, tee-hee: :)

"Julius Caesar, when he was stabbed by his dear friend, said, “Tee hee, Brutus.”


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

Caesar was probably tickled to death! :D

Thanks, VioletSun! :)


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Hello, hello, 5 years ago from London, UK

A real mouhtful andI never get that. I have a job with the 'I' hahaha.


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

I used to pronounce it 'para-pros-KODIAN,' haha! :)


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sligobay 5 years ago from east of the equator

Paraprosdokian is a mouthful but laughter is a bellyful with your delicious presentation.


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

Thank you, and Happy New Year, Sligobay! :))


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sameerk 5 years ago from India

nice one , keep going


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

Thanks, Sameer, will do! :)


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Edlira 5 years ago

Thanks for teaching me a new word, Kenny :-). Had actually many times ecountered it without knowing the name :-). Am sharing a favourite of mine: "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"..lol


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

LOL! Thanks for that line. I am also a member of the 'Used Many Times without Knowing the Name' Club. :D


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Edlira 5 years ago

Kenny, as long as we use them right, the name shouldn't matter much... right ;-)....most times, anyway :-)?


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

Of course, Eldira! Doesn't matter, knowing the name is only to impress friends. :D


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MrMarmalade 5 years ago from Sydney

Hi Kenny,

I have never heard that word either,

I am going to learn about.

Have the best year ever in 2011

Frank


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

Long time, Frank! :))))

Thanks, and wish you the best year too! :)


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Zabbella 5 years ago from NJ-USA

Good Hub!

I read these somewhere.....

1__"I did not say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

2___"Hurting you would be the last thing I would do...but it's still on my list."


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

LOL! Thanks for these additions, Zabbella, and for making me laugh! :D


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Maralexa 5 years ago from Vancouver, Canada and San Jose del Cabo, Mexico

Your hub is pure delight! Thanks so much.


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

Aw, thank you, Maralexa! :)


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htodd 5 years ago from United States

Great post...Thanks


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

Thank you, Htodd! :)


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2uesday 5 years ago from - on the web, I am 2uesday.

I thought it sounded like a dinosaur, but now I know I was wrong. It is - well you explained it well in this article.


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Kenny Wordsmith 5 years ago from Chennai Author

Haha, it does sound like some such animal, 2uesday! Thanks for the kind words. :)

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