How To Pick Up A Girl – Guaranteed Method (limerick)

Make sure you can manage the weight

Remember to keep the back straight

Then lift slow not quick

That should do the trick

You’ve just learned to pick up a date

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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania


Never cease to amuse me MH! :)

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Julie DeNeen 4 years ago from Clinton CT

Haha, I was all ready to object but then- you got me!

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MarleneB 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

I enjoyed your limerick. I needed that chuckle today!

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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

Ha ha ha ha ha. This was a really good one, I will be smiling until I forget it, lol.

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frogyfish 4 years ago from Central United States of America

Absolutely cute! And true!

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girishpuri 4 years ago from NCR , INDIA

lol... hilarious , you make my day...

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

Got me....funny, gave me a chuckle on a grey dreary day

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Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

My first laugh of the day! Excellent!

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stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

Wonderful hub. God Bless You.

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Hahahahehehe...So funny...Thank you for the smile this morning. Jamie

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

You are so right, though.

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

A very cool limerick.......LOVE IT !

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

I had to laugh at that right away! Hahaha picking up a date in a club, you could probably write an awesome comedy movie.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny as usual. A strong back is a great asset..HaHa

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

....and wait, if works your fate!....hahaha

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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

Very clever! I look forward to reading more of yours!

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suzettenaples 4 years ago from Taos, NM

I am laughing out loud. That is a Mhatter classic! You are too funny. No matter what mood I am in - when I read one of your limericks, I crack-up. You are the absolute best bad mood buster around. Thank you!

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

Brilliant ^_^ you're limericks are a delight.

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