Plumber Not A Critic (limerick)

A plumber helped clean pipes for me

So from clogs again they are free

Now I’m free to play

My bagpipes all day

Till fans again flay mud in glee

My favorite bagpipe song - Really

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Very clever, Martin! I never saw that one coming.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

ha ha ha Love it! So funny!

I have always love the bagpips too, really. Love your favorite bagpipe song.

God bless, Faith Reaper

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Bagpipes are awesome.

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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

You must be horrible at the bagpipes. LOL

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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

Genius!My hat off to you too;)

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Hmm. Maybe you should take up the piano or guitar!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Bagpipes seem to be,

Either you love 'em or you hate 'em.

Take up the flute instead.

That is my advice verbatim.

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Love it!

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Yes! I never hear enough of the bagpipes!

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Surely not the kind of Highland fling your audience was anticipating lol!

This limerick, and the other one about the kilt, reminded me of that old song 'Donald, where's your trooses?' by Andy Stewart, my old dad used to have on LP.

All the best,


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Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

Awesome! Bagpipe is a very difficult instrument to learn and I can imagine the mud being flung at anyone who is learning to play the instrument!!!

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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

LOL! Hilarious as always Mhatter! :)

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Keep them coming.

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Another great Limerick ; loved it.


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

The picture was especially hilarious!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That was pretty cute. I heard that they are very loud, too.

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Ben Blackwell 3 years ago

That's pretty clever.

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