Poem - Wherefore Art Thou Statistics?
Oh moderator hear my plea
For I must humbly beseech thee
And apologize for thinking statistically
And beg that you not banish me
For I so love this artful community
But alas I am an accountant so unfortunately
I must protest rather egotistically
About how my statistics behave sporadically
I wonder if they will update eventually
I surrender to your judgment rather meekly
And will go now to smolder quietly
While my numerical worth remains in purgatory