Poor Gigolo (limerick)

Oh I was a real gigolo

With girls who would pay me I’d go

But they were not dumb

As soon I’d succumb

Our date would all come from my dough

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Wow, not only is this funny, but it's packed with some seriously pun-potential... I'll behave :D

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Definitely a high-priced gigolo. :)

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writinglover 3 years ago from Lost...In Poetry

Heh. Love your pun-potential comment, Cat. Pun-tentials aside, this was hilarious! Voted it up!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

ha ha ha, so funny. Looks like poor Mr. Gigolo had his food piled high too :)

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

I think you should take the ones out on the left....as least they might go Dutch :)


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Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

That was funny. You are a prolific poet. Voted up and awesome.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great funny.

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Michele Travis 3 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Love this hub. I needed a laugh today!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Ha ha. Maybe one at a time next time around?!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Fun read..Hee

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Romeo, was that a dumb blonde joke? Because, if so, I represent that remark. ;) Just kidding - anytime a guy is forking out his own dough, along with a little old fashioned chivalry is a good thing. Girls are definitely no dummies when it comes to that, though perhaps the gigolo might be to fall for it.

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ladydeonne 3 years ago from Florence, SC

Thanks for my first smile of the day! Voted up and shared.

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Jackie Lynnley 3 years ago from The Beautiful South

Well now, what did you expect? ! lol

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Martin, those pretty gals at the table

Surround you like a very cute bunch.

Guess you learned your lesson the hard way,

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

I love this; and drjb's comment had me laughing too. "Ther'se no such thing as a free lunch."

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Money talks.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Loved it!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Makes sense to me.

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