Pray Sinner Pray (limerick)

Unspeakable horrors he met

Some say that its curse lingers yet

Has heaven mercy

To set his soul free

From wife’s hint that he didn’t get

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MarleneB 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

If you were sitting here with me when I read your limerick, you would have heard me scream, just from the thought of the pain that husband must have felt from the tug his wife gave to his ear. As always - a lovely limerick with the perfect visual accompaniment.

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Oops - he better get a clue real fast, or he will soon look like Dumbo, if he's lucky. LOL Very funny!

In His Love, Faith Reaper

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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

OUCH! MY EAR! THAT REALLY HURTS! Very funny, Mhatter! Enjoyed your photos too...always.

Faith Reaper, that is so funny...Dumbo!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Again, the picture that accompanies this limerick is classic! I don't know how you do it, but you always provide the perfect package!

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Ouch! What big ears he has! Good visual, goes well with poem.

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

I wish I had a bag of tricks as deep as yours.

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

He'd listened to her wishes rich

thought he's followed without a hitch

found he was wrong

no loving song

When she wished she was quite the bitch.

Great Job! My friend!

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Were you in the doghouse today. Inspiration? lol Good job Rich.

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Martin.

Another wonderful limerick .

Hope my wife doesn't see it or she may get ideas.

LOL Ghaelach

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arb 4 years ago from oregon

Shakespears "Lend me your ear" will never be read the same! When she says "we need to talk" I will listen in the future. Thanks hatter, needed a laugh today!

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Awesome limerick with awesome picture !

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

That's what I call a jolly good ear bashing, he'll never complain about nagging women again. This is priceless.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

She is a real pain in the ear! That is all he could think of.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh-oh. That could do it.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Prayer sometimes help, but I am not so sure about this one..Ha

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

the classic one!..... i pray to God his ear reamins intact....hahaha!

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Me too...let's hope that he doesn't go deaf there. LOL! Funny, Hatter! Shared

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

What a pain!! Your picture is perfect!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Thanks for the wonderful humor as I sit in anticipation of Sandy!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Ooooh, so true. Jamie

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abbykorinnelee 4 years ago from Ripon Wisconsin

But I don't wanna pray

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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Ouch! lol! what a great picture too!

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krsharp05 4 years ago from 18th and Vine

Very nicely done. Definitely worthy of joining your library of great works. It is well thought out and presented with humor and fun. Great to gread. -K

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

God spare men from such wives!

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