The Morning Conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama #5

February 24, 2011 - Weight


A fictional account of the private morning conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama by Dexter Yarbrough. Fifth in a series.

Barack: Now, Michelle, you mean to tell me that you let that idiot get to you?

Michelle: How dare he question what I eat?! And how dare he talk about my weight?! He never said anything about Laura Bush!

Barack: Don't let it bother you. We have had a great week, what with Rahm winning the race for Mayor of Chicago.

Michelle: Barack! Don't you dare try and minimize this! How dare that...that...that buffalo butt talk about me?!

Barack: I'm not minimizing it. I'm just saying that no one listens to his silliness. It is a ploy to rattle us.

Michelle: Look at my shape. I am toned and well-defined. I could be a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model if I wanted.

Barack: Yep.

Michelle: And I damn well will eat whatever the hell I want! If I want to eat fat-back, hogmog and turnip greens in bacon grease, I will!

Barack: Well, now, Michelle, you really should leave that pork alone. You know its not good for you!

Michelle: Shut up!!

Barack: I'm kidding.

Michelle: Somebody needs to harpoon that whale! I could whup his butt anytime, anyplace, anywhere!

Barack: Yep. It looks like Qaddafi is losing steam.

Michelle: That fat cow needs to learn how to steam vegetables!

Barack: Yep. Hey! Where you going?

Michelle: To work out! I want that big ox and any of these other fake ass radio and tv personalities to see how beautiful this body looks! Wait till our next state visit!

Barack: Are we having dinner together tonight?

Michelle: Yeah, we're having "roots, berries, and tree bark!"

Stay Tuned for More 'Morning Conversations...' with Barack & Michelle Obama, next time!

Copyright 2011 - Dexter Yarbrough

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Terri Meredith 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

Found you on Hub Hoppers. Very funny!


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Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States Author

Thank you! I hope you keep tuning in!


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ltfawkes 5 years ago from NE Ohio

Nice. Love it.

L.T.


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Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States Author

Thanks, Itfawkes!


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N.E. Wright 5 years ago from Bronx, NY

LOL. Love this!!!

Rush is a fool. LOL.

N.E.


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Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States Author

Thanks!!


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N.E. Wright 5 years ago from Bronx, NY

No problem.

N.E.


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Ashantina 5 years ago

Vent sista vent! :))


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Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States Author

Yes! She was angry!


Ghost32 5 years ago

Okay, ROFLMAO! Didn't know who'd made the comment until Michelle referred to "buffalo butt"; that told me Rush had (*ahem!*) "weighed in" on the subject.

My five-foot, 100 pound wife "ballooned" up to 131 lb. one time, in the middle of menopause and with some horrible medical problems all contributing. She was NOT a happy camper till she got that back down to her fighting weight! Want to bet Limbaugh didn't know that when he pushed THAT button, that you can flare ANY lady's nostrils, talking smack about the bathroom scale and such?


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Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States Author

I would bet that the REAL Michelle was just as ticked off!!


Lesleysherwood 4 years ago

Wow... they were spotted eating, how shocking. Poor Michelle, leave her alone.


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Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States Author

I agree, Lesley!


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Shinkicker 4 years ago from Scotland

"roots, berries, and tree bark!" LOL


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Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States Author

Really hilarious!


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Lisas-thoughts101 4 years ago from Northeast Texas

I love it!! Nothing like a woman rattled. Even a first lady :) and on I march

Lisa


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Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States Author

Enjoy! Thanks!

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