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The Morning Conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama #5
February 24, 2011 - Weight
A fictional account of the private morning conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama by Dexter Yarbrough. Fifth in a series.
Barack: Now, Michelle, you mean to tell me that you let that idiot get to you?
Michelle: How dare he question what I eat?! And how dare he talk about my weight?! He never said anything about Laura Bush!
Barack: Don't let it bother you. We have had a great week, what with Rahm winning the race for Mayor of Chicago.
Michelle: Barack! Don't you dare try and minimize this! How dare that...that...that buffalo butt talk about me?!
Barack: I'm not minimizing it. I'm just saying that no one listens to his silliness. It is a ploy to rattle us.
Michelle: Look at my shape. I am toned and well-defined. I could be a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model if I wanted.
Barack: Yep.
Michelle: And I damn well will eat whatever the hell I want! If I want to eat fat-back, hogmog and turnip greens in bacon grease, I will!
Barack: Well, now, Michelle, you really should leave that pork alone. You know its not good for you!
Michelle: Shut up!!
Barack: I'm kidding.
Michelle: Somebody needs to harpoon that whale! I could whup his butt anytime, anyplace, anywhere!
Barack: Yep. It looks like Qaddafi is losing steam.
Michelle: That fat cow needs to learn how to steam vegetables!
Barack: Yep. Hey! Where you going?
Michelle: To work out! I want that big ox and any of these other fake ass radio and tv personalities to see how beautiful this body looks! Wait till our next state visit!
Barack: Are we having dinner together tonight?
Michelle: Yeah, we're having "roots, berries, and tree bark!"
Stay Tuned for More 'Morning Conversations...' with Barack & Michelle Obama, next time!
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