Putt-Putt (limerick)

This putt-putt caused tears to descend

This putt-putt of evil portend

This putt-putt grossed name

My putt-putt of shame

The putt-putt that came from rear end

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

What are you talking about ? There is no shame in that putt-putt? LOL

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Those putt putts make everyone laugh....even the putt putter...Happy New Year :) ps

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Silly. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Ha Ha Ha - So you have met my brother, huh?

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Dr Cil 4 years ago

Funny, That will wake one up in the morning!!

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

An I was thinking of a car!!!!

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carozy 4 years ago from San Francisco

That was cute :)

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suziecat7 4 years ago from Asheville, NC

You're too funny. Thanks for the smiles.

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rasta1 4 years ago from Jamaica

To think I was going to ask what you were talking about.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Ha! I had a feeling that was how this was going to "end."

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KoffeeKlatch Gals 4 years ago from Sunny Florida

Funny. What an eye-opener.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa..You are so funny..I love it..

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Once again you had me laughing out loud, Martin!

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epigramman 4 years ago

...well they always say - what goes in must come out - but my 'brother' from San Fran. what comes out of you is sheer fookin' genius, Sir.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

And worse if smelly. Especially after a plate of beans. lol

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

You took me by a surprise, I thought putt-putt was at the top end.

Your limericks are funny, but illustrate ironies of life.

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ignugent17 4 years ago

Ha hahaha very funny! :-))))

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Made 4 years ago from Finland

What goes in must come out. :)

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Well you have done it again Martin the King of Limericks and here's to so many more for us both to share onehre. Have a great day.


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