When You Are Cold, You Are Hot!
Good morning darling! It is so nice to see you looking the way you do as the sun shines down on you in my lovely kitchen. I must write a thank you letter to your parents who have a very strange last name. Mattel & Co. seems a bit "over the top" doesn't it? Well, I always wonder who you take after with your beautiful locks and sexy smile. I can go into the rest of your fine genetics, but will leave the rest of it to the readers imagination. Sound fun?
I'm sorry I have not turned you on "yet" this morning, but you must understand a woman needs time to look her best before she embarks on her first adventure. I just want to have my cup of coffee in peace, check my e-mail for a while and then come back and be with you. Just you and me. The first thing I want to do is schedule some time in the bedroom every day this week, so I will program you to get everything ready about 1pm every day so we can enjoy lunch together afterwards or a quick stroll around the garden or down at the beach. Sound good? Monday I want you to create a "beach theme" so we can pretend we are on vacation. I can't wait to see you open your beautiful eyes and speak with your eloquent voice and then hold me for as long as I wish. I think I will have you speak with a French accent today. Ooh la la!
"There you are! My love!" There was silence. "What is it my darling?" I asked. I'm sure I pushed the right button? Let me try again. There you are handsome!" He stood up and I lost my balance for a moment because he was so handsome and debonair. His parents sent him with lots of different wardrobe changes and I picked a "Locksmith" today. He walked to the door and knelt down to fix my pantry door and as he knelt down with the black knee pads intact over his tight jeans my heart started to flutter. I hoped that he would pretend that he did not know me, so I just watched him fix the lock. I clapped my hands and he started to speak. "This will take longer then I thought, he said." His hands moved back and forth to the tool chest and I looked for my "in." Playing with my ROBOMAN was better then an on-line game because I could create the instructions as we went along. I programmed his name in today and I picked something sexy.
I started to sigh and then he looked around to me until our eyes met. He was dressed in a black t-shirt, tight Levi jeans and very cool shoes. I decided to move towards him to confuse his circuts, but he knew me too well and grabbed me as he pulled me into him. I giggled for a moment at his familiar moves and he then grabbed the back of my head and slowly kissed me until my legs went weak. I didn't fall though because I made sure he held me up. I whispered "not yet," and then he went back to work. The last time I said "Down dog" which he did not take kindly too. I decided to speak to him in the words that he knows from his "word list."
"How long have you been doing this line of work?" I asked. He knew not to look at me and waited a while to speak. Perfect. He spoke just a few words which peaked my interest. "I have been doing this for a year now. I used to have my own company in France and then decided to move here to be with relatives. "Oh I answered. What is your name?" He stayed silent for a few beats and then finally answered "Sebastian."
The cool thing about my ROBOMAN is that he is made out of natural and recycled materials and made of non toxic additives. His skin feels so soft and his body feels more human then most. He has actually taken baths and showers with me and we have also gone swimming in the ocean. If anything ever goes wrong, his parents send over someone to make everything "right." He has all of these different codes to follow once he is programmed. Once we made love in the ocean and I lost my breath and almost drowned! But no worries with this sort of man around! He can swim faster then a boat!! He swooped me up and took me all the way back to the beach and I felt as light as a feather! I even ate a whole plate of pancakes in the morning and it did not seem to matter. Bliss.
Sebastian stayed at the door waiting for my call and I decided to go in the other room and put on my heels. When I returned he was nowhere to be found and this caused a sort of panic! I walked around the house and called out "Sebastian!" All of a sudden, he was dressed to the nines and handed me a glass of water as he grinned. I knew what that meant and I started to get really crazy. The main thing with ROBOMAN is you have to make sure you do not leave him on "charge" too long because he may not stay with his orders if there is too much going on in his circuts. One time I left him charging for a weekend and he almost killed me!
I checked the clock to make sure I was safe as we headed to the bedroom. He took my hand in silence and led me to a room full of candles and as we entered I noticed something strange on the bed. I walked slowly to it and there was a rose there with a note. I turned around in confusion because my ROBOMAN can not do anything unless I tell him to. I walked over to read it and as I slowly read the words, my heart skipped a beat. "Dear beautiful, I am so glad that you are mine and look forward to many years together. Love, Sebastian. I was stunned and as I looked around it was too late and he scooped me into his arms and took me down to the bed. I decided not to ask about this one because it may confuse him but will write to his parents in the morning. Want to make sure that nothing has gone wrong with his program.
We spent a few hours together and then I decided that I had things to do, so I put him back in the charge station in the kitchen and took off for the day. As I moved towards the door I turned around to look at him again. He sat there like a beautiful painting with his hands by his side and dressed in a fine Italian suit. I decided that I liked his name and would keep it for a while. Afterall that is what he signed the note with. I hope I don't have to return him for being "too real."
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