~Romance, Not!~

~Prologue~

Love is on vacation...

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~Am i missing Something?~

I'm trying you guys I really am, but I don't feel that romantic

its like my husband and I are on separate sides of the Atlantic

I've tried dancing beneath the stars, candles all around the yard

champayne on ice, grapes and cheese nicely sliced

he wouldn't even pour, just standing there peeking out the door

I had to call him more than twice, the champayne was melting the ice

so I lit the the fireplace and burnt some incense, moved everything into the house, a choice at my expence

but I wanted to be romantic and show him appreciation for all our yrs. together, I guess next time I better check the weather

anyway, the soft music I was sure would do the trick, but I had to keep shaking him, he had fell asleep on my skirt

oh well, I'm more of a rough neck let him tell it, i don't know how to be soft or sweet

i said I do honey its just the smell of your feet is really killing me and that back up breath is clubbing me to death

I'm just kidding yall, having a little fun, he has my whole heart and no other one

so we cuddled all night as the fire faded away and I day dreamed about the good old days

I listen to him snore until I couldn't take it anymore, then I gaze down upon him before I hit the floor, whispered softly in his ear, I love you sweetheart, will try again next yr.

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ralwus 6 years ago

Did he have too much egg nog in secret? LOL Good one, and so funny too.


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Karen Russell 6 years ago Author

HE HAD SOMETHING BUT, FOR THE LIFE OF MY I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT...LOL


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Micky Dee 6 years ago

Very nice. You had us going there!


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Karen Russell 6 years ago Author

THANK YOU, I ENJOYED WRITING IT FOR YOU....


Linda Golden 6 years ago

Awwww so sweet...


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Karen Russell 6 years ago Author

THANK YOU MS. GOLDEN...

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