Random Things; Funny Stuff
Ever wonder what people do with their spare time? WikiAnswers tells you that they eat, sleep, cook, iron, talk...go on the internet. That's what I like to do. I could do something useful while I am on the internet, and I do occasionally. But what I do most of the time is just look up some random funny stuff. Here is some of the things I find funny.
This poor man, I probably shouldn't laugh...but I couldn't help it!
Strange Things People Do
It's amazing the things some people do. I read an article telling about a man who stole some lobsters. He stuffed them in his pants and attempted to run from the store. It seems instead of lobster he got a vasectomy. Luckily the store owner did not press charges.
Then there is the boy in Utah who let 43 snails crawl on his face. He is hoping to break into the Guinness Book of World Records. Seems you have to let them stay on your face for 10 seconds. The previous record was 36 snails.
A man in Bedford, OH called 911 because his son refused to clean his room. The funny part of this story is that his son is a 28 year old man who is a member of the local school board.
This poor guy lost his luggage!
Fun With Food
More Random Funniness in the World
When asked a question about Confucius, a Miss Panama contestant stated that he was the one who created confusion.
A suspected drug dealer in Indiana stopped at Taco Bell for "one last burrito" while being chased by police.
A man attempting to smuggle songbirds into the United States was caught when an inspector noticed bird droppings on his socks.
I will never be able to listen to this Sugar Ray song again.
In London a drunk couple was caught having sex on the lawn outside Windsor Castle. They did this in broad daylight with many people around. It is reported that tourists were taping the act. Seems they were arrested and given a written warning.
You've heard the old story about a bull in a china shop, well, here is a new one about a bull in a supermarket. Click on the "watch video" link to see the bull running around.
A woman received an invitation to go to her 10 year high school reunion. Instead of going herself, she hired a stripper to impersonate her. She then watched it from a nearby hotel room.
Qi is hilarious!
I hope they are drinking OJ
I had to do a doubletake when I saw this.
Things that make you go:
Never trade seats with Mr. Gay
A boy and his dog
Groucho has nothing on this one!
HaHaHa...I'm the monkey.
She should have had BlondeStar on board!
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