Really Old Spice (limerick)

One knew when I wandered in room

Their warning came from my perfume

The scent of my pew

Would bring this review

What graveyard did you last exhume

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Really Old Spice, huh? Oh my gosh, that's so funny how you tied that in like that! Love it.... thanks to daddy, I grew up on Old Spice, of course his was a little different! :D

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England



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Anumaha 3 years ago from Nepal

Epic lol!!!

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Lol...a deadly smell :-))

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

It'll get you everytime. Great laughs.

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W1totalk 3 years ago

Whoa. If you do a few squirts over head just let it drizzle down easily from overhead. lol

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Like Cat, I grew up with the scent of Old Spice. But it smells good - it smells like Dad!

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Michele Travis 3 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

LOL! Old spice a little dab will do you. At least I think that is what the commercial used to be.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

My dad and I used to wear Old Spice....way too funny!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Old Spice has been around a long time it would seem,

But the ad, 'a little dab will do ya,' was Brylcreme.

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ladydeonne 3 years ago from Florence, SC

Only us old timers remember Old Spice. It was the first scent I ever associated with a man. Thank God for progress and new scents! When I was growing up I think all of the men in my family used Old Spice. It was very manly. You could never mistake the scent. Voted up and funny.

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Thanks for the laugh today my friend !

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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

I grew up with Old Spice, too. How dare you insult the scent of Daddy! (BTW it is one of the few scents that I am not allergic to) Anyway, funny, funny, and more funny! Voted up and funny.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Ha, my dad wore Old Spice too, but not this kind! LOL

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Man oh man, it must have smelled really bad..Phew..Hee.

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Martin, I think you've found the key to going viral! lol... The answer was in the Old Spice the whole time! Ha ha!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Or WHOM did you last exhume?

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Couldn't stop laughing.

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