Reason For War (limerick)

The lines of the battle were drawn

And my hope for peace would be gone

The reason for strife

A party went rife

When hostess had wife’s outfit on

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Ha ha! I'd still like to know how you understand women so well! lol

They scare the heck out of me! :D

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

lol, you do get women it seems lol

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Great meaning, women are not always understandable thanks

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Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

Yes, I've seen near riots break out over women wearing the same dress or shoes. Voted up!

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! When this happens while queuing up somewhere, it's priceless to see one look at the other like one was dirt, and she was soap.

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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Yep, that will do it!

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Michele Travis 3 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning:)

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billd01603 3 years ago from Worcester

Imaginative and witty. Thanks for the laugh

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europewalker 3 years ago

That's a good one and oh so true!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

If the dress they are wearing

Is the one in question,

I would say those women lack

Both taste and discretion.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Oh they do hate it when that happens, don't they? LOL

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

A cardinal sin, for sure!

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Another gem from you .


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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Another funny Saturday read, thanks my friend !

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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

As long as I don't hate her I'd laugh. Very funny. :)

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ladydeonne 3 years ago from Florence, SC

I really wasn't expecting that! That scenario has never happened to me, but I know some women get upset if another woman is wearing the same outfit she is wearing. For me it would depend upon who the woman is. If it was Kate Middleton, I'd be flattered. LOL Voted up, funny and sharing.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny and true, why i don't know?

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Oh, so true.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That would surely do it. I have seen fights over a lot less. Good rendition!

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