Red Neck Elvis " I Was Gonna Have A Blue Christmas "

 My mother had a Christmas party and I wrote out a comedy routine that different ones performed for guest entertainment. My brother Ben is lots of fun so I had him to dress up as Redneck Elvis and preform my hilarious song that was composed to the tune of Elvis's " Blue Christmas." The guests as you can tell love it. i hope you enjoy it too, I will have the lyrics below the video. Merry Christmas!

Redneck Elvis

" I Was Gonna Have A Blue Christmas"

1st verse: I will never forget your golden smile

Dumpster diving fashions kept you in style

The smell of your kiss was like a sweet onion bliss

I can't stay single you see, cause there's no-one to cook for me

Chorus: I was gonna have a blue Christmas without you

I was gonna be blue just thinking about you

We buried you yesterday

Now there's a new gal on the way

I was gonna have a blue, blue Christmas

2nd verse: They tell me she's real purdy like you was

She's even part of the family my third cuz

The best thing out of the deal is she's tougher than steel

She's an angel you see

She's watching out for me

Chorus: I was gonna have a blue Christmas without you

I was gonna be blue just thinking about you

We buried you yesterday

Now there's a new gal on the way

I was gonna have a blue, blue Christmas

By Candace Green Dec 2009

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Jacob Darkley 6 years ago from California, USA

This is really funny. And a good impression, too!

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