Rumors And Gentlemen (limerick)

When people spread rumors untrue

I do what a real man would do

When true facts are known

I’d get on the phone

And make up my own rumors too

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Joanne M Olivieri 3 years ago

Love it Martin :)

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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

Hahaha yes a very mature way to handle it. :P

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Heeee - isn't that the way - have you heard the latest...!!! Great pic too.

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

It's not only what a real 'man' would do ;-) Is there really any other way? :D


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LupitaRonquillo 3 years ago from Colorado

:D Made me smile... in reference to the photo, Leno's "rumors" would certainly be more humorous than those of Fallon! ;)

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

I love it :-) Have a great weekend!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

That may be Fallon spreading rumors with Leno,

But Martin's the go-to guy, 'yo comprendo.'

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Rumors does stir up things

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Thanks for this fun read !

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whonunuwho 3 years ago from United States

I enjoyed your poem my friend and nice photos. whonu

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

What a ham.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Loved the irony in the poem.

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AliciaC 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

Very funny, Martin!

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Tonipet 3 years ago from The City of Generals

Hahaha... I had a good laugh. Thank you again. Happy weekend!:=)

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Great limerick as always.


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Love it, what fun to pass it on!

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Now that's priceless and true!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Thanks for the laugh.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Way to go MHatter!

Voted up and funny.

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phdast7 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

Clever and funny. Hope your week is going well. Theresa

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Hahaha. Just goes to show the childhood game of "telephone" has some value after all. ;)

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