Running Is Not For Me (limerick)

At running I didn’t have knack

For I thought I’d have heart attack

So in rest I’d stir

My fitness defer

And give woman her wallet back

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

That is how I feel about exercise.

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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

a great share Mhatter :)

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Electro-Denizen 3 years ago from Wales, UK

funny last line, very amusing :-)) the mugger...

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Funny! Pick pocketing's not such good exercise after all! Dickens might have enjoyed this!

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Hope that made you happy!

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

This is super! One of your best!!

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

You had me there Martin since I've never been a runner but then I've never been a pick pocket either ;)

Voted up, awesome, and funny.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

If picking pockets is your new line,

Better run fast or you'll do the time.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Should have exercised more.

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Stairmaster, man! lol

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Crystal Tatum 3 years ago from Georgia

Always hated it too!

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AliciaC 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

Very funny, Martin! The picture is very appropriate, too.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Poor guy

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