Santa Claus Talks to Sweetie Angel
Hello, Santa Are You There?
Santa Claus, I left you voice mail earlier,
“Hello Santa, are you there?”
I left you a voice message,
And, I know you care,
My Mommy said, you are at the North Pole,
Please watch out for that wormhole,
When you are flying across the sky,
No, I don’t know why?
I left you my wish list,
Yes, it was in a knot, but you can untwist,
So you can see,
It all starts with ME-ME-ME!
Of things I r-e-a-l-l-y want,
And I don’t mean to daunt,
I attached it to my email,
And please do not send it by rail,
I guess you still deliver?
No! Santa, I didn’t say quiver,
Are you going to make me guess?
Don’t send it UPS,
Send it by air,
The cost? Why do I care?
Mommy told me I would have to share,
With KeeKee, her old cat,
Ugh, I saw him eat a rat,
No, Santa, I didn’t say gnat.
Santa, I hope you put hearing aids on your list,
And don’t resist,
Our conversation has made me tired,
No! You don’t need your phone rewired,
Santa, take a break,
For goodness sake,
And when you wake,
Don’t you laugh and shake,
Just get up and Go-Go-Go-Go.
Bye Santa Claus,
Sweetie Angel saying Goodbye,
And Santa smiled at his cell phone and gave a sigh.
Dear Birthday Angel
Hello, Birthday Angel, I hope you can hear me,
and I will give you a tweet,
Because my Birthday is July 25th, and I want some
new balls that will bounce-- that would be so sweet.
I will not ask for a lot but a new worm toy would be
great, he is my favorite, as this one has lost an eye,
And please no more squeaky spider, they scare
my mommy, and make her scream,
I got two last birthday---which was not intentionally
But if you can possibly spare a new Teddy Bear,
I promise to handle this one with great care.
Please bring some chocolate for my mommy and
peppermint for my dad,
And even some catnip for KeeKee, although he
is a cad.
If you can stay a while Birthday Angel, I will give you
But watch your wings as you fly over our new man
The alligators are hungry, and mommy keeps me away
If you come early I will let you sit in my rocking chair.
Thanks you Birthday Angel, and I will tweet again--if you don't care.
Thank you Dear Birthday Angel
PurvisBobbi44 is the sole author of this article and if copied anywhere else on the Internet or printed in magazines or books it was taken without written consent and is strictly prohibited.
Pets are Gifts to Cherish
- Pets are Gifts to Cherish
I am like any animal lover, I could talk all day about my pets. They make our lives more enjoyable, and I cherish every second I have them on this earth. My sweet babies. Updated on 01/30/2012 Updated with more photos on 02/23/12
My Camera and I Share with You
- My Camera Goes Wth Me Everywhere So I Can Share With You
Oh! the glorious beauty of Springtime with all its wonderful flowers and smells. All the butterflies and hummingbirds are happily flitting from bloom to bloom. The birds are taking their morning baths in the birdbath, and my sweet pets are following
Do You Dress up Your Pet(s) for Photos
Do you enjoy your pet(s) by taking endless photos of them?See results without voting
© 2011 PurvisBobbi44
More by this Author
A positive attitude will prosper in life leaving the negative attitude behind to criticize and whine about never having any luck in life.
Boys dream about girls in the country and cities and this is normal.
Jesse Stone is still Paradise's Police Chief, he still drinks, he still likes women and he has a new dog.